Current Superman vs. every Hyperion that has ever existed

Current Supes

vs.

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Hyperion

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Naturally, feel free to exclude the ones from TV and games.

Who wins?

Superman eats them all.

Do they taste like chicken?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Do they taste like chicken?

He ate them all in 11 minutes...?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Current Supes

vs.

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Hyperion

--
Naturally, feel free to exclude the ones from TV and games.

Who wins?

In a row?

1. Gauntlet, same order as on the page. "Alternate Reality Versions", then "Others". No rest, no recovery.

2. He's fighting all of them at the same time.

Please forgive my terrible attempt at a Clerks reference.

YouTube video

I'm getting it now 😂

👆

As a wise man once said, stacking statues doesn't change the outcome.

The vast majority of Hyperions are shit.

Some Hyperions does well but lose a healthy majority. Avengers Hyperion solos and splits with Supes.

All of them absolutely destroys him with utter ease.

Originally posted by carver9
Some Hyperions does well but lose a healthy majority. Avengers Hyperion solos and splits with Supes.

All of them absolutely destroys him with utter ease.

How does one solo and splits at the same time?

Originally posted by SquallX
How does one solo and splits at the same time?

Originally posted by SquallX
How does one solo and splits at the same time?

He can solo and pull a split against Superman. Simple.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Also how does all of them destroy him with utter ease.

My bad, let me rephrase that. With complete, total annihilation, ease.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Do they taste like chicken?

Is that Blob?

Ultimate Blob.

Loebforce Blob from the Ultimate Universe, the disastrous Ultimatum event.

Originally posted by carver9
My bad, let me rephrase that. With complete, total annihilation, ease.