Originally posted by Impediment
Any celebrity/actor who reads an article in the newspaper and then regurgitates it as if it's their own quote.
I just love how after the first season of "Making A Murderer" came out Mark Wahlberg got all serious and wrote this article giving "facts" about the case. He'd just plucked them from other articles.
Originally posted by SurturI think you have nailed the cuntyist ****. WAHLBERG! Even in the days of beating up old men, getting beaten up in Manchester chippies and the cun ting funky bunch. He truly was a cu nts c unt.
I just love how after the first season of "Making A Murderer" came out Mark Wahlberg got all serious and wrote this article giving "facts" about the case. He'd just plucked them from other articles.
Mark Wahlberg legit committed a hate crime. I'm not saying I want him cancelled cuz I don't, but it's damn weird he hasn't had some reckoning.
Boogie Nights was a masterpiece though.
Plus The Happening was also a masterpiece of a different kind, a masterpiece in pure cringe and hilarity:
Originally posted by SurturNow, I'll be honest. When Colbert first made TV, it was funny. Seemed like some FOX parody that was trendy in the mid 00s. Then he just became a shill like the rest. One show he's extreme right, one show he's extreme left. Trevor Noah and James Corden also went down this route.
I liked Sarah back in the day. She has clearly changed since the late 90s early 2000s.Hell I liked Jimmy Kimmel back in the day too, AND Colbert.
They all changed and we know why but that is politics so we won't get into it.
Originally posted by SurturHave you seen Count Dankula's vid on Woytek? It's about a bear who loaded cannons for the Polish army in WW2. XD
Colberts comedy central show, where the guest would be sitting there and he would always come out to some fan fare instead of the guest being the one to come out and have people applaud for them was funny.Plus he has a healthy respect for bears.
Originally posted by SurturYeah, he has done some great films but, I've been looking for a Sun article from the early nineties for years, he and the funky bunch as teenagers were drunk and abusive to some other teens in a Manchester chippy and his minders had to whisk him away... to the hospital. Did laugh.
Mark Wahlberg legit committed a hate crime. I'm not saying I want him cancelled cuz I don't, but it's damn weird he hasn't had some reckoning.Boogie Nights was a masterpiece though.
Plus The Happening was also a masterpiece of a different kind, a masterpiece in pure cringe and hilarity:
Originally posted by Blakemore
Have you seen Count Dankula's vid on Woytek? It's about a bear who loaded cannons for the Polish army in WW2. XD
It's Wojtek. No I don't really watch his vids but I am very well versed in Wojtek history. The bear used to get drunk and smoke too.
Though the best bear ever is the bald headed bear.
Originally posted by SurturI like Polar Bears, cute as **** but they can tear your face of with a single blow from their giant paw.They also have webbed paws and a retractable penis.
It's Wojtek. No I don't really watch his vids but I am very well versed in Wojtek history. The bear used to get drunk and smoke too.Though the best bear ever is the bald headed bear.
Originally posted by Surturi had a ****ing weird female English teacher, who got stabbed on Summer vacation at the Pyramids in Cairo. She was a weirdo. I told her I never got stabbed there when my Dad took me. Which was a stupid thing to say but I was only 14.
My 2nd grade teacher used to say her first husband was killed on some expedition by a polar bear.
Originally posted by SurturWill watch.
A nice Ruining History video about Wojtek. Especially cuz the guy trolls the other people for most of the video into thinking it's a person.x94BqWK1Ks4&t
Side note: those who have amazon prime can check this "ruining history" series out there and watch the ep there.
I don’t think Penelope Cruz is attractive at all.
I think Tom Cruise is a mediocre actor who is just good at picking projects that are good that don’t require great acting.
Alan Moore is an overrated writer and extremely pretentious.
JRR Tolkien was a great world builder but his prose sucked.
Joe Rogan is a moron and a shitty comedian.
Bill Burr can be amusing but tries too hard.
The all female ghostbusters movie wasn’t that bad.
I don’t think Tina Fey is funny. Though she is a talented writer.
Zack Snyder is a mediocre director but a god awful writer.
Anne Hathaway annoys me even though she’s a good actress. I don’t know why.
Christian Bale is an overrated actor.
Rick and Marty got old after the first season.
The Grand theft auto games are only pretty good.
The Big Bang theory is fine and nerds who hate it are just gatekeeping.
Friends wasn’t very good.
The live action Jungle Book was better than the animated one.
Stephen King is a shitty writer.
Originally posted by BackFire😂
I don’t think Penelope Cruz is attractive at all.I think Tom Cruise is a mediocre actor who is just good at picking projects that are good that don’t require great acting.
Alan Moore is an overrated writer and extremely pretentious.
JRR Tolkien was a great world builder but his prose sucked.
Joe Rogan is a moron and a shitty comedian.
Bill Burr can be amusing but tries too hard.
The all female ghostbusters movie wasn’t that bad.
I don’t think Tina Fey is funny. Though she is a talented writer.
Zack Snyder is a mediocre director but a god awful writer.
Anne Hathaway annoys me even though she’s a good actress. I don’t know why.
Christian Bale is an overrated actor.
Rick and Marty got old after the first season.
The Grand theft auto games are only pretty good.
The Big Bang theory is fine and nerds who hate it are just gatekeeping.
Friends wasn’t very good.
The live action Jungle Book was better than the animated one.
Stephen King is a shitty writer.