Thor and Mjlonir vs Superman

Started by abhilegend9 pages

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Thor beats the shit out of Superman then takes a nap

😂

Originally posted by -Pr-
Nice to see you all following the rules and respecting the whole "in character" thing.

He can’t help himself

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
😂 head canon? The feat doesn't even say what the other apparatus involved is. Unless we are out here believing they just wrapped some chains around a solid object that they call stars.
that could be the chain pulling a planet size device that negates any and all of what's going on with a big ball of gas.
It's just as much if not more head canon to assume you can use some impossible calculations to prove something to that ignores the 2 other major factors involved that haven't even begun to be explained, besides the fact that it's in a loose canon filler story within a story
LOL what does haul mean?

They are towing it. One side is pulling something, that side is the ships engines that are powerful enough to pull stars. The chains are connecting the ships and the stars. They also have to withstand the tension of both the ships capable of pulling stars at FTL plus the weight of stars on the other side. And do you remember bringing up tension and then you scraped it because it went against your argument? Those chains have to be mighty tough to withstand that kind of tension. And if you think something is pushing the stars, then that’s not “hauling” and it goes against what is stated in the comic. So doesn’t matter how you try to spin it, everything you say goes against what is stated in the comics.

And another thing, they are forged in an inverted blackhole. All of your clamored and championed this as an argument that the chains were week until I told you guys to look into what an inverted blackhole really is and then crickets. Smh. Those chains are tougher than what mjolnir is made of.

Heck adamentium is tougher. Superman crumbles it easier than a fatty crumbling a sand sculpture by falling on it.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Nice to see you all following the rules and respecting the whole "in character" thing.
he’s destroyed a planet jumping off, ko’d WF, destroyed a masterpiece multiverse, Manhattan thought Superman could end him and he just casually knocked out barbatos. Superman is operating way above Thor and mjolnir.

Don't think he's talking about that.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman oneshots Thor and crushes mjolnir in his hands.

Originally posted by carver9
Thor gets flight for this match. Let's give him Wonder Woman flight and he's an expert at it (this is without Mjlonir of course). In this match, Thor throws Mjlonir to fight by his side.

So this is Mjlonir and Thor vs Superman. Superman way of winning is knocking Thor out which would make Mjlonir incapable of moving afterwards. Any fts Thor have without Mjlonir, lightning, etc... can be used here.

Who's winning?

You and me are going to fight. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You and me are going to fight. sneer

😂 😂

I had to do it.

Originally posted by Badabing
You and me are going to fight. sneer

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Mjolnir solos so throughly it’s kind of sad and makes Thor look like an idiot.

Superman is powered by solar radiation, is weak to red sun radiation, and is fighting the greatest energy counter and absorber in the MCU (That doesn’t need contact and can force energy out of beings) that can instantly force teleport across the Multiverse at FTL speeds.

"MCU", lol.

You're getting too senile for this, ragey.

Mjolnir decides to side with Superman in the middle of the battle.

They both end up watching in horror how Thor, unable to deal with it, takes his own life.

Originally posted by SquallX
Why do people believe solar radiation is a win against Superman?

He’s a living solar battery that can be drained and depowered?

And Mjolnir just energy drained Galactus, a Universal constant, and the PC. Galactus has infinitely greater control of energy. He can warp souls, dimensions, space, matter, reality, restore life, create life etc. on a massive scale.

He still got drained like he was a Hulk.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
He’s a living solar battery that can be drained and depowered?

And Mjolnir just energy drained Galactus, a Universal constant, and the PC. Galactus has infinitely greater control of energy. He can warp souls, dimensions, space, matter, reality, restore life, create life etc. on a massive scale.

He still got drained like he was a Hulk.


And Superman just oneshotted Barbatos like nothing. Thor gets oneshot killed.

Good feat of x character: It doesn’t count because so and so.

Superman does something that isn’t mediocre, and you turn into a copy pasta meme.

No one believes your lies anymore

Yeah, thorbags are done.

Commander Dambo said we can gangrape you and leave your corpse for wild carvers to consume.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Good feat of x character: It doesn’t count because so and so.

Superman does something that isn’t mediocre, and you turn into a copy pasta meme.


Except it's a regular thing for Superman now.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, thorbags are done.

Commander Dambo said we can gangrape you and leave your corpse for wild carvers to consume.

this is the stilt that I know and love

Y'all are still lying about Superman destroying a multiverse I see

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Y'all are still lying about Superman destroying a multiverse I see

My very first thought was that the punch that knocked World Forger on his ass, disrupted his concentration, which led to him losing the ability to hold that multiverse together, which is different than a actual punch making a multiverse explode.