I woke with a cough and took the day off work

Originally posted by Silent Master
A lot of Nazi war criminals fled to Brazil. is that why you like it?

Their current president learned a lot from them.

Okay I'm a gay nazi.

Or maybe, I just went to a restaurant and had a brazilian steak.

You didn't say no.

Rio is actually a fun place. Fair bit of Aids, Poverty and Zika though sadly.

Have you heard the story about how drunken xyz got mad at an innkeeper and through up a Nazi salute and then got kicked out of the hotel?

Originally posted by Silent Master
You didn't say no.

Originally posted by BackFire
Have you heard the story about how drunken xyz got mad at an innkeeper and through up a Nazi salute and then got kicked out of the hotel?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
It doesn't work as a good defence in a court of law that one S and M. You're better off with look at how she was dressed.

Or “no one told me I couldn’t do it”.

Or “that cop got in the way if my knife”

Or “if she didn’t want it then why was she born with a vagina?”

Originally posted by Blakemore
That was a homeless shelter. The nazi salute was revenge for them kicking me out though. I had nothing to lose.

Originally posted by Blakemore
That was a homeless shelter. The nazi salute was revenge for them kicking me out though. I had nothing to lose.

Yeah you sure showed them.

Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah you sure showed them.

Originally posted by BackFire
Or “no one told me I couldn’t do it”.

Or “that cop got in the way if my knife”

Or “if she didn’t want it then why was she born with a vagina?”

Hey the prince dressed as a Nazi once.

Originally posted by BackFire
Hey the prince dressed as a Nazi once.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
"If she didn't want it why was she born with a vagina" 😂 Oldie but still classic, top notch!

Oldie? Damn I thought I just made that up.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
So did his uncle and his Grandfather was at an SS officers ****ing wedding. Louie ****ing, Im a Nazi Montie Mountbatten!

She wore a tight dress, she was asking for it. Thankfully they're all slags with STDs now.

Originally posted by Blakemore
She wore a tight dress, she was asking for it. Thankfully they're all slags with STDs now.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Great uncle, I'm getting confused here by royal relations. All I know is they are inbred and German really. And an early German bomber bears the family name.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
It doesn't work as a good defence in a court of law that one S and M. You're better off with look at how she was dressed.

This isn't a court of law. I was just taking him at his word.