Knock out Silver Surfer

Originally posted by MrMind
i know that name from comicvine, you go there

don't lie motifian

😂 😂 👍

Originally posted by JBL
I'm at the office handling important matters. Guess I'll find a way to hook my boat and trailer to my car and bring them to the office with me to satisfy you the next time I leave the house.

No your are not and no you won’t. I dare you.

Could you not take pictures of your boat when you get home?

Originally posted by MrMind
why you hate surfer so much, let him be, hasn't the penisless man had enough?

He has no butthole, either.

I'm serious:

Does he know it?
Looks like he's trying to take a fierce dump in that pic.

He's trying his best, but his shit can't even make a dent in his armor, not even from the inside.

He has no other choice but to puke his own shit.

Originally posted by carver9
What im saying is, Thor hammer hit isn't just a physical blow. Its much more than that.

Originally posted by MADMAN01
Could you not take pictures of your boat when you get home?

😂

Don’t worry he wont

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's trying his best, but his shit can't even make a dent in his armor, not even from the inside.

He has no other choice but to puke his own shit.

Originally posted by abhilegend
What is it carver?

PSIONIC ATTACK

SOUL DRAIN

OR... IT MAKES YOU GAY

Truly wonderful weapon.

Originally posted by krisblaze
What do you think his energy blasts are made out of 😘

😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He has no butthole, either.

I'm serious:

No bunghole, no SCATtershots.

Originally posted by krisblaze
What do you think his energy blasts are made out of 😘

Originally posted by MADMAN01
Could you not take pictures of your boat when you get home?

Originally posted by JBL
They dont have sense enough to ask me that.

Please don’t use him as an excuse not to post the pictures you are not going to post, motorboat joe👆

These can vary so it's a ballpark.

Thor (Worthy) - 6 [w/Mjolnir]
Gladiator - 8
Quasar - continuous blast until he's KOd [timeframe..?]
Hal Jordan - 1-shot
Kyle Rayner - continuous blast until he's KOd [timeframe..?]
Superman (post crisis) - 3-shot
Superman (Rebirth) - 1-shot
Thanos - 3 physically, 1-shot with energy projection
Darkseid [classic, post-Crisis form] - 3 physically, 1-shot with energy projection

:* Kris

Originally posted by JBL
They dont have sense enough to ask me that.

You said you were going to post the pictures when you got back from “work” aka playing with your toy.

You been talking about your moms motorboats for years and I want to see how big they are.

And people wonder why I won't show Superman fans anything. Smh

Originally posted by JBL
You're welcome, I got two new engines for one of my boats. Want to see them? They are nice. More powerful than the broken ones.

Back up what you say or leave the forum in shame

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Back up what you say or leave the forum in shame