Still though mate, Cannabis and Opiods because "argh, I got back pain" is kinda gay.
You remind me of a stoner friend at University who would smoke a lot of weed and took sleeping pills, pain killers and any recreational drug he could (rarely drunk booze) but he was a fat guy who drank like 6 cans of fanta every night and ate dominoes. You know the fat guy who orders 3 times as much food as everyone else just to get the 50% off voucher? Yeah, that guy. Bit of an ******* too, but he was another one of those "I've got back pain, I have insomnia, I can't run. Let's get more weed, I wanna roll all the joints" etc.
But the kicker is, he at least was a student studying Business (go figure) and had a part time job at dominoes.
Raises the question, are you fat Surtur?