Thing vs Silver Surfer with stips

Originally posted by abhilegend
Talk it out?

Good scan of Surfer mentally commanding his board there 👆

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Poor Goober is rolling in his grave... with Celey knotted inside him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Poor Goober is rolling in his grave... with Celey knotted inside him.

Norrin wins.

Btw wasnt Thing upgraded here into some warped sense of perfection? Iirc he was changed by Shalla Bal.

Anyways this version was already oneshotted and he couldnt really do anything against Surfer in second go around. And pretty sure Surf was holding back for the most part.

Yes,Thing was obviously hyper hyperlight here.

Hyperlight viruses <ego's antibodies< Surfer < Thing.

Y so salty?

Lol is that salty?

Looks like it.

If you say so

Goober's and Rage's dogs had sex.

That's how celey came to be.

celebrate

Originally posted by h1a8
Awesome! You know what issues he threw the spaceship and chucked GR?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Surfer looked decidedly weaker than Ben there, unable to break his hold and has to use energy blasts.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
In Thor's own book, too.

So no issue numbers or scans?

The problem in answering the question of this thread that I created is that writers have always been very vague about SS strength level over the years, in the Lee / Buscema run in the 60's he has defeated the Abomination with fisticuffs alone, tanked a double fisted punch from Savage Hulk, and though stunned by it came right back and rendered him unconscious with a cosmic bolt, physically restrained savage Hulk in an issue of Defenders.

While on the other hand he has been knocked on his backside by a punch from Spiderman, easily tossed around literally by a group of 3rd rate inhumans and knocked unconscious in a collision against Iron Man in one of his weaker armors.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Why are you surprised, Norwegian dolt? haw-som

Ben has a history of anally raping Norrin and Thor in melee combat. The latter was getting smashed and buried alive and had to be saved by his on-again, off-again gf.

Originally posted by h1a8
Ben raping Thor? Really? And a history of it (many times)?
Scans issues?

Stilt has been jobless and malnourished for too long, clearly impacting his mental cognition lol.

Thor and Thing have had four fights, the one he mentioned, courtesy of ODG:
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Fights/ThorvsThing04485.jpg
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Fights/ThorvsThing05.jpg
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Fights/ThorvsThing06.jpg
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Fights/ThorvsThing07.jpg
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Fights/ThorvsThing08.jpg

Thor was hitting him with "love-taps" and wasn't even fighting back. When he was, he knocked Ben senseless, and tossed him around.

In the other three: Thor was easily as strong if not more so, despite being depowered. Ben lost the other two times with the Hulk helping him. In the most recent? Thor was significantly weakened from a wound he received in the World Tree, and Ben was Angrir.

Originally posted by h1a8
So no issue numbers or scans?

The Mighty Thor #485.

Who pays for all that destruction of property?

Originally posted by krisblaze
Who pays for all that destruction of property?

😂

Seriously, though - Marvel has Damage Control.

What does DC have...?

Bruce