The Official Crush Thread

Started by Ushgarak137 pages

Not even *I* have ever gone that far, and I am awful!

Originally posted by happy kine
does every country in europe speak a different language?

not really, just have to pick out the correct country😉

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Not even *I* have ever gone that far, and I am awful!

especially not threats like
"i'm going to slit your throat and dance roud your dead body"
i suggested he needed therapy...that made him madder......

like threatining someone will make them realize how much you love them... what do some people think.

woman: i don't think we should see each other
man: oh no i'm going to slash your tires (or something along these lines)
woman: you know your right i think we should get married

yeah right...

Oh, dancing around the dead body is just being flash... worse I ever threatened was blackmail.

(looks around at accusing stares)

What?

yeah...................someone needs to tell the guy that.........

perhaps we should narrow this down to happy moments?

Yeh. Its getting scary.

Oh, I was enjoying the Dark Side...

lol 😄

I'll get to my story some time...

maybe we should start a thread for the worst dating moments ever. it could be called dating - the dark side.

or ... we could go out and have a drink?

yerss... i have to second that! its friday and i'm about to get off work... happy hour and happy kine have the same amount of charactors... coinsidence... i think not!

btw... i have a crush on beer... ahhhhhh (in homer simpson drool type fasion) beer. the nectuar of the gods... well of the monks anyway

One of the very first threads I ever posted in here was similar to a worst dating moments ever thread.

lol Maybe a vodka. Eristoff ice!

It was very sad and poignant...

ush, are you going to keep teasing us about you story or are you going to tell us...

Oh, THAT story (worse ever dating moments) I can tell right now. Tell you what, I will go find the old thread.

Ah! It was the 'First Kiss' thread back in February 2001. Gah! It was only me that made it into a bad dating moment.

This was when I was occasionally seeing the girlfriend of a friend of mine who was helping me feel better not long after I first fell ill, late 1995 (ok, a year after but on a relative scale that is not long). She was lovely and very kind to me and I fell for her utterly with all my teenage stupidity. After weeks of telling myself I would never try anything because she was spoken for, when we started getting friendly I forgot about all that in an instant. We cuddled a lot, it grew dark outside, I didn't turn the light on, she was lying on top of me on my bed in the dark, we were about to kiss...

...and I said "I love you". Which cocked up everything. She DID give me a little kiss but I broke the mood entirely and I never saw her again.

Whoops!