Apophis Asteroid To Possibly Phuck Earth In The Ass

So apparently Apophis will hit April 12th 2068, although the odds of impact are only 1/150000, which means that the species still has many different opportunities to nuke/pollute it's way out of existence. 💃
https://www.newsweek.com/asteroid-god-chaos-earth-2068-1543519 🤣 😮‍💨 😐 🪩

Odds only 1/150000?

So there is hope...

Don't worry. The planet will be such a cesspool we'll be begging for it

apophis?

That's pretty high for an end of species event. That's a "one person at the super bowl gets a car" kinda odds

Pffff. I’ll probably already be dead by then.