The Most Random Movies

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The Most Random Movies

Ever seen a movie with a premise so bizarre you wonder who on earth decided to actually make it? Well, here's a chance to share. I'll start it off with these:

The VelociPastor:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/

African Kung-Fu Nazis:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13399862/

I can’t watch those low budget stupid movies

Velocipastor rules.

2009 British film called Heartless.

YouTube video

Velocipastor sounded like such a brilliant idea (lol), but then I watched the trailer. It doesn't even look watchable.

Off the top of my head...

BOXING HELENA
A Doctor kidnaps a woman and amputates her limbs.
It’s a love story, folks.

WHITE CHICKS
Two black FBI agents go drag -and- white face, to solve a crime. They look nothing like the girls they’re impersonating; actually they look nothing like women, but damn if I don’t stop and watch it if it happens to be on.

TEETH
A girl has teeth in her vagina. And I hate that they didn’t go all in here and just make the obvious flossing/tampon joke.

SURF NINJAS.
But they’re human not turtles so it sucked.

HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN
Horny toads. Literally. Literally!

Movie 43 is hilarious.

A Serbian Film

Leon the Pig Farmer.