Thor (powerless) vs. Killer Croc

Started by StiltmanFTW2 pages

Thor (powerless) vs. Killer Croc

Humanized Thor, bare-chested, no armor.

He carries a replica of Mjolnir, made out of regular steel.

Can he beat Croc in a random encounter?

Yes, Killer Croc eats him.

On land?

Yes. There's one showing where he's beaten way worse more or less powerless.

Obviously I don't want him to be swinging his hammer underwater.

Yes, on land, no environmental benefits to either side.

KC rapes

If it is just made of ordinary steel, his Mjolnir will weigh 34kg, or 75lbs.

Humanised Thor? Eh, he would get thrown off balance once he swings, lol. I know he's a big guy yadda yadda, but physics is physics.

Thor gets his back broken

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
If it is just made of ordinary steel, his Mjolnir will weigh 34kg, or 75lbs.

Humanised Thor? Eh, he would get thrown off balance once he swings, lol. I know he's a big guy yadda yadda, but physics is physics.

I could give him a light hammer... but with human/human-ish strength (factoring in for the comic book silliness), he wouldn't be able to make it very useful then. Not against Croc's tough hide.

Mjolnir is not a big tool, to be fair.

He can ditch it if he wants, too.

Drops it on his foot, crippling himself 👆

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
On land?

Yes. There's one showing where he's beaten way worse more or less powerless.


Like who?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Humanized Thor, bare-chested, no armor.

He carries a replica of Mjolnir, made out of regular steel.

Can he beat Croc in a random encounter?

Depowered Clark appears out of nowhere and beats the shit out of Thor and then feeds him to Croc, then solos him, too.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Like who?

Grog.

He was depowered iirc, but not powerless.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Grog.

😂

Thor gets blitzed

Human Thor vs Trolls.
I don't even know how this is possible because Trolls are at a minimum meta level.

https://imgur.com/a/59DKg

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
https://imgur.com/a/59DKg

First time I'm seeing this feat. Is it recent?

Don't forget about the time when he put Osiris in his place.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
First time I'm seeing this feat. Is it recent?

Don't forget about the time when he put Osiris in his place.

Really?

Suicide Squad most wanted. It's basically packed full of Croc feats - Suicide Squad had just been released (2016?) so they were trying to give him a push.

It basically paints him to be smarter than he looks etc.

Edit: also, the time he fought Zod, lol. Went as well as you'd expect....well, actually, he did far better than one would expect actually

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
https://imgur.com/a/59DKg

Ko'd a 100 foot gorilla in a comic.

That's a straight up herald level feat