Decide if this applies to you 🙂
Merry Christmas
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I"d get the ugly ****ers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2020, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a ****ed up friend, just as I have done. I don"t care if you lick windows, or **** farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you"re ****ing special to me, and you"re my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother ****er!
Merry Christmas