a Superman fan and a Thor fan walk into a nightclub together · Comic Book 'Versus' Forum

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Godzilla fans win while the rest of you get cucked and pegged.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Originally posted by 9jaboy
Superman fans would be bold and domineering.
Thor's fans will be more like " Thou art pleasing to the eye" kinda creeps.

Clark Kent is not bold or domineering though? He is literally the opposite of that.

DeadpoolXXX Fraggin' Bastiches

Originally posted by MrMind
your typical fans of both characters, walk into the nightclub, trying to pull hot babes
who has more success?

rage is forced to watch abhi pleasure a women while he sadly tugs in the corner.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Someone battlesone me irl. Let's go pull some hoes

9jaboy Senior Member

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Clark Kent is not bold or domineering though? He is literally the opposite of that.

Clark? He's clearly pretending as Clark kent, But as Superman he is the Leader of the Justice league, that's dominion, The fans should be bossy. That's why they think he can beat anyone.
And he can confront any threat no matter how powerful they are, If that isn't boldness I don't what is.
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BestEverNoob Resident Nerd Guy

I’m a Thor fan so clearly the Superman fans stomp this

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by BestEverNoob
I’m a Thor fan so clearly the Superman fans stomp this

awwwww

Prof. T.C McAbe Kryptonian Scientist

Re: a Superman fan and a Thor fan walk into a nightclub together

Originally posted by MrMind
your typical fans of both characters, walk into the nightclub, trying to pull hot babes
who has more success?

Thor fans would pull more hot babes because they would be the football kind of guys. Primitive but entertaining, big and bold. Just a guy for one night, nothing to remember, nothing to talk to. However, he would be also the most disappointing "Hey Babe, let's go to my place, I want to show you my big Hammer". The anticipation and expectation would be big but upon witnessing the micro penis that comes with every Thor fan, the girl would finally understand what the phrase "empty boasting" means.

Superman fans would get the nice girls, who are more dirty in bed but kind of average looking in real life (Lois Lane TV), and they would be extremely picky (dark hair or nothing, I mean down there). However, once they find the right one, they would most likely marry her and that's it. If they fail to get her, they would stay in a corner, cry and never lose their virginity.

Hulk Fans on the other hand, with their superior intellect and taste would find quite fast the one that has enough pity to phuck them. Once they feel the dick in their butt they will be confused but hey, long hair means woman and the word Trans is nothing they ever understood.