Herc and Bill walk into a bar...

Started by leonidas2 pages

Herc and Bill walk into a bar...

so, immortal herc and non asgardian beta ray bill walk into a series of indestructible bars and run into these guys. no weapons. who can they beat? no order but they have to take a majority.

1. mera
2. firelord
3. grodd
4. exodus
5. dr. light
6. lightray
7. apocalypse
8. doom
9. guy gardner
10. jonn
11. nefaria
12. sentry

lobo is in the bathroom. if he thinks the boys are in trouble he can make an appearance if you think he will make the difference. classic bo, no weapons.

how many do they beat?

About 7 of the 12

Hulk appears out of nowhere.

Naked.

And eats them.

All of them.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Hulk appears out of nowhere.

Naked.

And eats them.

All of them.

Nah, Luke Cage is at the door and will sodomize him on sight.

Hulk punches him so hard, Luke turns into a white boy with the micropenis condition and changes his name to Reflash.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Hulk punches him so hard, Luke turns into a white boy with the micropenis condition and changes his name to Reflash.
Who is reflash

Ah, you mean Mr Master.

Mr Master would send his micropeen to thailand if it means marvel cosmics can get more powerful

they don't make dem like Mr Master anymore

You think you are a D-lister lover and then leo does a thread featuring this guy: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/doom/4005-163980/

I don’t like their charges. 👆

chances.... this site is f****....

your grammar is fuked, old man leo, beware of dementia 😈

EDIT : I didn't see this wasn't a gauntlet. I don't see them getting the majority against any of those guys/gal if they serious.

Originally posted by zopzop
Hercules and Bill bleed no?

You mean during anal penetration?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You mean during anal penetration?

LOL perv. You caught me before the edit.

I caught you doing more than that.

Webcams are easily accessible, you know. Especially if you regularly visit a non-secure site like kmc.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I caught you doing more than that.

Webcams are easily accessible, you know. Especially if you regularly visit a non-secure site like kmc.

Originally posted by MrMind
your grammar is fuked, old man leo, beware of dementia 😈

i fear your warning may have come too late... 🙁

and really zop? they don't take a majority against any of them?

Originally posted by leonidas
and really zop? they don't take a majority against any of them?

Yes, if the characters you mentioned in your post are serious, Herc/Bill ain't getting the majority against any of them.