Would Bruce/Batman benefit?

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Originally posted by MrMind
I have carver's nudes

So what lab did you go to use an electron microscope to see?

Carver has two anuses.

One in the front, one in the back.

They call him "Twix".

Are you all ever serious

We are, when we talk about you.

Originally posted by carver9
Are you all ever serious

Do you even look at the pretty pictures?

Originally posted by Delta1938
He forgot he told us his name. When I was in a party chat with him zone Xbox and called him it, he almost whispered in a tone that was a mix of surprise and scared going, "He knows my name." I literally yelled at him, "YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON KMC YOU IMBECILE!!!!!"

Does he sound as stupid as he is?

Originally posted by Delta1938
Do you even look at the pretty pictures?

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Seriously?

I believe he masturbates to his own selfies.

Originally posted by Philosophía
lmao

Does he sound as stupid as he is?

He breaks even faster in debates via voice chat than here. He does sound as arrogant as you think. He accused me of lying that he tried to change the stips to my BZ challenge even though I had a screenshot. He's also easily baited in voice chat.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Seriously?

I believe he masturbates to his own selfies.

You're assuming he can get it up to do that. vin

Originally posted by Delta1938
You're assuming he can get it up to do that. vin

I was talking about his double anus.

He puts two huge dildos in his holes and the fun begins.

Lush bullet vibrator and buttplugs sometimes, too.

Delta, I miss you and our voice chats that I consistently owned you in.

How do you feel, being the only man creature on the planet with two anuses?

Originally posted by carver9
Delta, I miss you and our voice chats that I consistently owned you in.

Then how about we have a 1 v 1 on SIEGE so I can violate you in ways worse than Stilt's darkest wet dreams?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Scans, please droolio

https://imgur.com/a/p3MVJ

Originally posted by Sin I AM
The only thing he'd need is spider sense, he's already greater than parker based on his jla showings

So because of this, Batman a fictional peak human can go toe to toe with guys like Venom, Carnage, Morlun, and the other various super powered characters that Spiderman routinely runs into? Can he hold a building up long enough for the people in it to escape as well? Can he throw a 250 lb male 5 stories up with ease?

Batman would benefit from all of Spiderman's powers. They would be a plus not a negative.

Originally posted by Stoic
So because of this, Batman a fictional peak human can go toe to toe with guys like Venom, Carnage, Morlun, and the other various super powered characters that Spiderman routinely runs into? Can he hold a building up long enough for the people in it to escape as well? Can he throw a 250 lb male 5 stories up with ease?

Batman would benefit from all of Spiderman's powers. They would be a plus not a negative.

But you have literally almost anyone else in the League to do all that. Bruce is there for his tactical brain - which Spider strength and agility etc won't help with.

Besides, he routinely deals with JLA threats just fine. Mongul punches him - he's ok. Doomsday clones attack- he deals with them with his batarangs and an axe. The Frost King fires energy blasts at the League - he turns his back and tanks it.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Alas, you have already seen them.

https://imgur.com/a/p3MVJ

I have, but that scene is not getting reposted often.

So thanks 👆

"my observations of you suggest a scientific background"

geez, imagine if Bats had observed Carver instead 😂

"Take Aquaman with you"

Pr: "Best. Comic. Ever."