Snyder vs. Whedon

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Nice on Stilt! But how do we know that audio wasnt doctored? I mean I doubt Snyder would use fanboy terms like canon right?

How do we even know Zack Snyder is a real person?

What if he is just a tumour living in MrMind's head? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Waiting for Mr. Mind to apologise to ShadowFyre for calling him a fukwit for absolutely no reason.

MrMind:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How do we even know Zack Snyder is a real person?

What if he is just a tumour living in MrMind's head? 😖hifty:

MrMind:

zack snyder is my step daddy

😂

That explains where he learned such fanboy terms as "canon", at least 😉

Its funny how these alien invasions are not meant with any world military force. You think batman was slaughtering the parademons with guns? What do you think will happen if the US airforce, etc get involved.

Steppenwolf would be toast against the US.

Canon is not even a 'fanboy' term. I have friends that are in art school studying to hopefully become directors one day and they throw that word around more often than I do silent master on Tuesdays.

Snyder's short at 5'7", but he's in pretty good shape, while Whedon is 5'10" and soggy, also a known bully of women, so he's likely a coward when it comes to a fight.

I say 9/10 Synder takes this, giving only a puncher's change to Whedon.

Originally posted by Robtard
Snyder's short at 5'7", but he's in pretty good shape, while Whedon is 5'10" and soggy, also a known bully of women, so he's likely a coward when it comes to a fight.

I say 9/10 Synder takes this, giving only a puncher's change to Whedon.

Didn't know that Snyder was that small. That means Whedon has a significant weight advantage.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Didn't know that Snyder was that small.

You didn't?

How?

He doesn't exactly keeps it a secret --- he doesn't even try to:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You didn't?

How?

He doesn't exactly keeps it a secret --- he doesn't even try to:

I forgot what a tiny man James Wan was.

Originally posted by h1a8
Its funny how these alien invasions are not meant with any world military force. You think batman was slaughtering the parademons with guns? What do you think will happen if the US airforce, etc get involved.

Steppenwolf would be toast against the US.

Lol not any worse than the worst military ever. Thanos and his chitauri and outsiders. Like we got antigravity tech and can zip around space at light speed And their entirely military literally consisted of two different units.

Super soft and easily destroyed chariots and ****ing spacewhales hat lollygag through the city at 20 mph with no real purpose. Oh and rolling spike balls and an infantry that gets killed by people with swords and sticks .

A single Marine Expeditionary Unit with airsupport would have lol stomped the Chitauri and the outsiders.

Oh and Ultrons army (barring Ultron himself) weird ass robots that were all just kinda hanging out in the sewers and shit would have gotten smoked as well when a couple hundred Hawkeyes with automatic .50 cals showed up.

snyder has others beat up whedon

Snyder actually looks like a guy that can actually defends himself. I wouldn’t be surprised if he knows basic self defense or can at least rep 225 a few times.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You didn't?

How?

He doesn't exactly keeps it a secret --- he doesn't even try to:

Because I rarely pay attention to the heights of directors. But I had assumed that Snyder was somewhere near the average height of white American men.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Because I rarely pay attention to the heights of directors. But I had assumed that Snyder was somewhere near the average height of white American men.

5'9 is the American average, so he's close to it.

Originally posted by SquallX
Snyder actually looks like a guy that can actually defends himself. I wouldn’t be surprised if he knows basic self defense or can at least rep 225 a few times.

Whedon would break him like a toothpick:

https://static2.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Zack-Snyder-Jason-Momoa-Aquaman.jpg

1. Snyder Cut.
2. Honestly, neither of them look like they've ever been in a fight.

Originally posted by Psychotron
5'9 is the American average, so he's close to it.

from where you live maybe

Originally posted by -Pr-
1. Snyder Cut.
2. Honestly, neither of them look like they've ever been in a fight.

which is why snyder will have others beat up whedon

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Whedon would break him like a toothpick:

https://static2.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Zack-Snyder-Jason-Momoa-Aquaman.jpg

Size is not everything in a street fight.

Originally posted by Psychotron
5'9 is the American average, so he's close to it.

I was thinking more along the lines of 5'10 to 6' which is the average for hollywood celebrities, but I guess directors shouldn't be judged according to the average height of actors.

Still, I'm 5'8" myself and almost every white guy I meet in Canada is taller than me. Not sure about the American populace.