Kong Vs The American and Japanese Military

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Kong Vs The American and Japanese Military

In New York City.

Essentially the same forces Godzilla faced on land. All the jets, and missiles, and bombs and such.

Ships too, fight happens by the water.

Who wins?

Napalm the hell out of him and hope he doesn't start flinging giant flaming turds at them before he burns to death.

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Originally posted by Trgmrg
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shut up.

Anyway, Kong gets fried.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
shut up.

Anyway, Kong gets fried.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Napalm the hell out of him and hope he doesn't start flinging giant flaming turds at them before he burns to death.

Not gonna lie I laughed out loud. 😆

For whatever reason Kong got about a gorillion times more durable in between movies, he should have no trouble with this.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Napalm the hell out of him and hope he doesn't start flinging giant flaming turds at them before he burns to death.

Not an option. Napalm was banned across the world by the UN Convention of 1980 after the US Military used it in 'Nam(incendiary weapon with indiscriminate effects) and wouldn't stop playing "Fortunate Son" for the duration of the war. So Skull Island was the last time they could have tried it.

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
For whatever reason Kong got about a gorillion times more durable in between movies, he should have no trouble with this.

Not sure how old you are. I am 37. In the past 30 years I have amassed 250 ft in height,roughly 75,000 tons and am now flame retardant.

You haven't? Weird. Drink a gallon of irradiated milk a day and eat your giant octopuses.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Not sure how old you are. I am 37. In the past 30 years I have amassed 250 ft in height,roughly 75,000 tons and am now flame retardant.

You haven't? Weird. Drink a gallon of irradiated milk a day and eat your giant octopuses.

Alas, unlike Kong, I'm the same ****ing height I was as a teenager. A proper ****ing manlet.

With that said, though, Kong did take a graze from Godzilla without instantly dying, napalm should be no problem.

Originally posted by KingD19
Not an option. Napalm was banned across the world by the UN Convention of 1980 after the US Military used it in 'Nam(incendiary weapon with indiscriminate effects) and wouldn't stop playing "Fortunate Son" for the duration of the war. So Skull Island was the last time they could have tried it.

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Pretty sure they'd break the rules if Kong starts wrecking New York...

Originally posted by ares834
Pretty sure they'd break the rules if Kong starts wrecking New York...

Going deeper into my own joke, the US military could actually use it against Kong since doing so could save civilian lives with a law Obama signed. But the point is the military hasn't used Napalm since Nam, so I doubt they could produce Kong levels in the minutes it takes for the fight to start. And if they kept some around, I'm not sure they'd want to use 46 year old liquid explosives.

They have better munitions than napalm anyway, and as was mentioned, Godzilla's beam only lightly scorched him with a near miss. So there's good evidence napalm may not be as effective as it seems.

Originally posted by KingD19
Not an option. Napalm was banned across the world by the UN Convention of 1980 after the US Military used it in 'Nam(incendiary weapon with indiscriminate effects) and wouldn't stop playing "Fortunate Son" for the duration of the war. So Skull Island was the last time they could have tried it.

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You ruined my flaming turd scenario. 🙁

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
You ruined my flaming turd scenario. 🙁

They'll still be on fire if he rubs them on the axe first right?

Originally posted by ares834
Pretty sure they'd break the rules if Kong starts wrecking New York...

They will put sanctions on him and shut down his trade routes. He'll, they might give him a stimulus check