Hyperion vs Hal Jordan

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Hyperion vs Hal Jordan

Hyperion vs Hal Jordan

Hyperion kills him

Hal oneshots

Why do you do that?

Originally posted by carver9
Hyperion kills him
Based off of?

Originally posted by lawest9
Based off of?

So he can say Hulk>>>>>>Hyperion>>>Hal because viagra doesn't work on him.

Originally posted by lawest9
Based off of?

He can't handle elite bricks. Hyperion, Superman, Hulk, Orion, Gladiator, Wonder Woman... you get it. They all destroy him.

Originally posted by carver9
He can't handle elite bricks. Hyperion, Superman, Hulk, Orion, Gladiator, Wonder Woman... you get it. They all destroy him.

Like Zod you mean.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Like Zod you mean.

Or Shaggy Man. Hell he blasted through SBP.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Or Shaggy Man. Hell he blasted through SBP.
Carv was created to lowball DC characters.

Originally posted by lawest9
Carv was created to lowball DC characters.

It's like it really is the only way tiny tim can get any stimulation.

Originally posted by Delta1938
It's like it really is the only way tiny tim can get any stimulation.

you are so obsessed with other guys' junks

talking shit about other guys penis won't solve your micropenis syndrome

Carv is still peddling that Lanterns are weak against bricks, eh?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Carv is still peddling that Lanterns are weak against bricks, eh?

Carver probably threw a few bricks at some lanterns one day - not unlike his tinfoil trials - and his results really opened his eyes to the truths of the world. Once you realize you don't even need to throw it hard to break a lantern it creates a real revelation in your worldviews.

What sound do bricks make when they rip?

Originally posted by Philosophía
What sound do bricks make when they rip?

carvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrr

Originally posted by Philosophía
What sound do bricks make when they rip?

😂

I'd forgotten about that.

Hal.

Originally posted by -Pr-
😂

I'd forgotten about that.

Don't do that.

Originally posted by -Pr-
😂

I'd forgotten about that.

About what??? 👀