Donald Trump ex President Thread: A thread for the collective and humourous fallout

Started by FalconPaunch!72 pages

Rob has capn Kirk with a pedo smirk

Kirk isn't a pedo, you're probably thinking of some Catholic, Mormon or Evangelical.

Day 1 of Trump's first criminal trial 🙂

I should go visit the protest 🙂

oh right, there is none 🙂

Why is his mail order hooker wife absent again?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Why is his mail order hooker wife absent again?

She's paid to appear and do her best not to vomit at only some of his election rallies.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Why is his mail order hooker wife absent again?

Selling $250 Mother's Day necklaces online.

Truth Social Funded by Russian Boner Pills

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Donald Trump's social media company, Trump Media, managed to go public last week after it had been kept afloat in 2022 by emergency loans provided, in part, by a Russian-American businessman under scrutiny in a federal insider-trading and money-laundering investigation.

Through leaked documents, it has been revealed that ES Family Trust operated like a shell company for a Russian-American businessman named Anton Postolnikov, who co-owns Paxum Bank, and has been a subject of a years-long joint federal criminal investigation by the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security into the Trump Media merger.

The new details about the trust are drawn from documents including: Paxum Bank records showing Postolnikov having access to the trust's account, the papers that created the trust showing as its settlor a lawyer in Russia, and three years of the trust's financial transactions.

The Russian who loaned Donald Trump's social media platform Truth Social $8 million previously set up websites selling gas station sex pills. The flagship product sold by these sites, Vimax—which promises longer sex and a firmer erection—has prompted warnings from health regulators in the U.S. for containing ingredients that may endanger health.

The sites where the pills were sold were registered in the name of Anton Postolnikov, 40, according to public domain ownership records. The Russian entrepreneur, who has familial links to the Kremlin, has a history of success in niche online businesses such as providing financial services to porn stars and camgirls. Postolnikov's aunt is married to Aleksandr Smirnov, a Kremlin insider.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!

I don't know what you're doing here.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
The Russian who loaned Donald Trump's social media platform Truth Social $8 million previously set up websites selling gas station sex pills. The flagship product sold by these sites, Vimax—which promises longer sex and a firmer erection—has prompted warnings from health regulators in the U.S. for containing ingredients that may endanger health.

The sites where the pills were sold were registered in the name of Anton Postolnikov, 40, according to public domain ownership records. The Russian entrepreneur, who has familial links to the Kremlin, has a history of success in niche online businesses such as providing financial services to porn stars and camgirls. Postolnikov's aunt is married to Aleksandr Smirnov, a Kremlin insider.

It's like Trump isn't capable of getting loans from anyone anymore except Russians.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's like Trump isn't capable of getting loans from anyone anymore except Russians.
They're his greatest/only ally.

Trump went from repeatedly claiming that Obama is still president to now claiming that Biden beat Obama...

Video Embedded: https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1769107735054880829

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!

YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
Trump went from repeatedly claiming that Obama is still president to now claiming that Biden beat Obama...

Video Embedded: https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1769107735054880829

When did Biden beat Obama?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
YouTube video

I recall the children's show as my kids watched it. It was awful.

My older brother did say that the blonde guy was hot though.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
When did Biden beat Obama?

Biden didn't; that's the point. That was Trump having another frontal lobe meltdown and speaking nonsense coupled with gibberish.

It's just not funny anymore!

The fact that Shapiro supports Trump because he didn't get the joke the first time around shows how pathetic the Republicans really are!

https://www.270towin.com/maps/dkNJd

I have a new prediction ^

I also imagine an interview that goes,

"You have hotels in Nevada, Florida and NY and travel between them constantly and you lost all three states!" - some interviewer

"No, I only live in Florida." - Trump

"You lost Florida!" - some interviewer

"No, it was stolen. Lots of people agree with me on this, come on." - Trump

IMO, that's way too generous of a electoral map for Biden. Trumpers are a legion-cult and there's literally nothing Trump can do wrong to lose them.

eg Trump will very likely win Florida again in 2024, it's a Far-Right state now. Their dictatorship moves of banning teachers, books, abortions and anything they don't like is unfortunately not enough to flip it.