The Hitmans wifes Bodyguard was better than expected

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The Hitmans wifes Bodyguard was better than expected

Ryan Reynolds was no annoying
Grilling was enjoyable
Spaceboy actor was enjoyable
Samuel L Jackson was good
Salma is still sexy as ****
Morgan Freeman was superb.

Patient_Leech Perfect Organism

We really need to work on your movie thread-starting skills, Whirly. lol.

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Salma Hayek...

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...MMMMMmmmmMmMmmMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMmm

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Originally posted by Robtard
Salma Hayek...

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...MMMMMmmmmMmMmmMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMmm

Goddess Rob, still fancy the pants off her!

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Originally posted by Patient_Leech
We really need to work on your movie thread-starting skills, Whirly. lol.
sorry spell checker screwed me bud! Watch it, far better than F9.

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Oh yeah, the From Dusk till Dawn dance is legendary.

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Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Oh yeah, the From Dusk till Dawn dance is legendary.

Honestly, if that scene doesn't do it for you, you probably just aren't into women. Which is fine too 🙂

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Originally posted by Robtard
Honestly, if that scene doesn't do it for you, you probably just aren't into women. Which is fine too 🙂
:Bingo: femdom is not my thing, but Salma them... Awesome!

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Salma at 54, she'll be 55 in a few months.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Salma at 54, she'll be 55 in a few months.

yeah, we would have been in the same year at school... and she would have dated me 🙂

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But of course my good man. There's no other way it could have been, if it had been.

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Originally posted by Robtard
But of course my good man. There's no other way it could have been, if it had been.
like Nicole Kidman, she's another one who missed her chance... I have a list 😖hifty:

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She picked Tom Cruise and regretted it.

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Originally posted by Robtard
She picked Tom Cruise and regretted it.
yeah, I loved her since BMX bandits. 🙂

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I know I saw that as a kid, but couldn't tell you much.

I first really noticed how beautiful she was in Dead Calm (1989).

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Originally posted by Robtard
I know I saw that as a kid, but couldn't tell you much.

I first really noticed how beautiful she was in Dead Calm (1989).

Dead calm is a classic! BMX bandits stirred my teenage loins. Her ass in that was pneumatic. I can't watch it now because that would make me a paedo... 🙁 but I will always have memories of her ginger curls.

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😂

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Nicole is also 54 now and would have been in my year at school. She would also have dated me 😖hifty:

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And they both wouldn't have cared they had to share you.

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Originally posted by Robtard
And they both wouldn't have cared they had to share you.
That too, the threesome is something my imagination could sell to any tabloid. Especially with my fantasy cucking of Tom Cruise in his wrestling kit.