Black Widow vs The Bride

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Black Widow vs The bride

H2H only. Fight set on the empire state building. Deathmatch. Who wins?

The sheer amount of blunt force trauma Widow has tanked and walked away from would make Bride blush. Their stats are surprisingly similar when you think about it since Kill Bill was such a stylized series. For example she's chopping off legs with a katana, one-handed while breakdancing. You'd need superhuman strength to do that. She also springboards off a sword in the wall and jumps up like 10-15 feet to get to the next floor.

But at the end of the day, Widow is too hero-y and has way more feats to pull from. She's just done more, fought more people, had more about her shown off and explored.

Originally posted by KingD19
But at the end of the day, Widow is too hero-y and has way more feats to pull from. She's just done more, fought more people, had more about her shown off and explored.

^^^this.

Originally posted by KingD19
…she's chopping off legs with a katana, one-handed while breakdancing. You'd need superhuman strength to do that.

^^^That was some good Hattori Hanzo steel!

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Originally posted by KingD19
The sheer amount of blunt force trauma Widow has tanked and walked away from would make Bride blush. Their stats are surprisingly similar when you think about it since Kill Bill was such a stylized series. For example she's chopping off legs with a katana, one-handed while breakdancing. You'd need superhuman strength to do that. She also springboards off a sword in the wall and jumps up like 10-15 feet to get to the next floor.

But at the end of the day, Widow is too hero-y and has way more feats to pull from. She's just done more, fought more people, had more about her shown off and explored.

I remember The Bride aka Beatrix slicing and dicing Japanese mooks but when did she breakdance while doing that lol? What fight sequence

Originally posted by marcssands14
I remember The Bride aka Beatrix slicing and dicing Japanese mooks but when did she breakdance while doing that lol? What fight sequence

When she was fighting the Crazy 88. There's one part where she rolls onto her back and spins around taking some legs off.

Originally posted by KingD19
When she was fighting the Crazy 88. There's one part where she rolls onto her back and spins around taking some legs off.

Oh ok. I think I remember seeing that fight now. Also,I kinda agree with you Widow would win. How do you picture the fight going down

Originally posted by KingD19
When she was fighting the Crazy 88. There's one part where she rolls onto her back and spins around taking some legs off.

Yo King. Still would like your interpretation on how the fight would go

Black Widow has more cartoonish feats and has gone up against more enhanced opponents. Based on that she should win.

Oh I thought my original post made it clear I'm backing Widow. Bride is kinda crazy, but Widow has fought robots, aliens, super spies, more aliens, super soldiers and enhanced cyborgs who can copy your moves. Widow has also done some stuff that just shouldn't be physically possible for her. Like falling 30 feet, landing and just walking away. Or getting up after getting swiped by Hulk.

In a h2h Kiddo isn't strong enough to take her down, and the 5 Point Heart Exploding Palm technique is too complicated and takes too long to pull off in an actual fight. So that's her only real ace in the hole already invalidated because Natasha's not gonna sit there like Bill and let her tap away at her boobies for 10 seconds.

Those would be a good 10 seconds of boobie tapping, though drool

Originally posted by riv6672
Those would be a good 10 seconds of boobie tapping, though drool

Mmmmmhm. Damn.

Black Widow handily wins.

The only way I can see the Bride winning this is if she manages to connect the Five Point Palm technique, but as has been mentioned it's doubtful she could connect it. Because otherwise Natasha is just way too tough and skilled for her to put down. She had some crazy durability feats in her solo film, from shaking off hits from super strong Taskmaster to surviving car crashes that should have turned her into paste or tanking a fall that would have left John Wick out of commission.

^^^John Wick, eh?

John Wick vs The Bride (or replacing her against the Crazy 88) would be hella fun.

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^John Wick, eh?

John Wick vs The Bride (or replacing her against the Crazy 88) would be hella fun.

Yeah, not sure if you've seen the film, but at one point fairly early on she has a fall very similar to the one at the end of John Wick 3 (from a few floors up and smacking into multiple things on the way down) that left Wick needing to be wheeled away and Nat shakes it off and just carries on with the action scene.

After her solo film her durability is undeniably well into superhuman levels by real life standards.

Widow is also insanely strong for a "human" woman.

https://gfycat.com/unitedsaltygallowaycow - With a normal tactical knife, she cuts a thick chain in half with one swipe. And considering it was Chitauri equipment, I'm willing to bet it's tougher than a normal chain.
https://gfycat.com/ornerychillyant - Chucks a baton hard enough for it to embed itself in an Iron Legion Ultron Drone.
https://gfycat.com/snappyimperturbableamericanmarten - Blocks Proxima Midnight's stab while on her back and with no leverage. PM has clear superhuman strength as well.

And like Vault said, she's stupidly tough.
https://imgur.com/a/wMrRCGu - Gets buried under some rubble because Abomination was on a rampage and just stands up.
https://gfycat.com/adorablecleanamericanrobin - She has debris directly on her leg, then gets up and hauls ass because Hulk is chasing her.
https://gfycat.com/impurebarrengoral - Hulk literally b*tchslaps her into a metal wall hard enough for her to bounce off.
https://gfycat.com/easyshoddyborzoi - Wanda TK's her off a metal container.
https://gfycat.com/unknownhappygoluckyfattaileddunnart - She's holding onto Hulk's back then gets slung across the clearing. She's instantly on her feet.
https://gfycat.com/elegantvaguecurlew - Survives an explosion in an enclosed space.
https://gfycat.com/smugunsightlyboutu - Gets up from this explosion.

Originally posted by KingD19
Widow is also insanely strong for a "human" woman.

https://gfycat.com/unitedsaltygallowaycow - With a normal tactical knife, she cuts a thick chain in half with one swipe. And considering it was Chitauri equipment, I'm willing to bet it's tougher than a normal chain.
https://gfycat.com/ornerychillyant - Chucks a baton hard enough for it to embed itself in an Iron Legion Ultron Drone.
https://gfycat.com/snappyimperturbableamericanmarten - Blocks Proxima Midnight's stab while on her back and with no leverage. PM has clear superhuman strength as well.

And like Vault said, she's stupidly tough.
https://imgur.com/a/wMrRCGu - Gets buried under some rubble because Abomination was on a rampage and just stands up.
https://gfycat.com/adorablecleanamericanrobin - She has debris directly on her leg, then gets up and hauls ass because Hulk is chasing her.
https://gfycat.com/impurebarrengoral - Hulk literally b*tchslaps her into a metal wall hard enough for her to bounce off.
https://gfycat.com/easyshoddyborzoi - Wanda TK's her off a metal container.
https://gfycat.com/unknownhappygoluckyfattaileddunnart - She's holding onto Hulk's back then gets slung across the clearing. She's instantly on her feet.
https://gfycat.com/elegantvaguecurlew - Survives an explosion in an enclosed space.
https://gfycat.com/smugunsightlyboutu - Gets up from this explosion.


Wow, that’s good stuff! 👆

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Yeah, not sure if you've seen the film, but at one point fairly early on she has a fall very similar to the one at the end of John Wick 3 (from a few floors up and smacking into multiple things on the way down) that left Wick needing to be wheeled away and Nat shakes it off and just carries on with the action scene.

After her solo film her durability is undeniably well into superhuman levels by real life standards.

IMO, her film kind of ruined the Black Widow character for me. She's pretty much all the way into Fast and Furious territory by now. Oh wait... that's a good match up.