Cyclops vs. Tri-Klops
Battlefield: Utopia Island (like in Schism -- Cyke can't get to the base, turn on defenses or use any equipment, no cheating like that... and nobody can intervene, obv).
They fight over Pr.
Both amped on Pfizer's vaccines... and pills.
The winner gets to spend whole eternity with Pr, together forever, never using rubber.
Earth-616 Cyclops.
Composite Tri-Klops.