Oat milk, almond milk it's just a marketing exercise since the definition of milk is a liquid excreted from a mammary gland..........just call it what they are and its oat water and almond water.....now lap up their delicious marketing exercise at your expense🙂
Also the title of this thread is hilarious and branded by MSNBC somewhere I'm sure, lap up their idiocy as well.
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
what is it about someone not consuming dairy products that truly wrecks your life?
Literally nothing, I was just calling them as they are oat water and almond water. I've made both at home both very easy, just squeezing water through ground almonds or soaked oats. Whats wrong with simply calling them what they are, water.
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
if you did make it then you'd know its not simple. it's time consuming and you have to use enzymes or it turns kinda slimey. id rather someone else make it. it's called oatmilk because it's made to mimick milk. why does that trigger you so much?
No triggers here, you're just drinking oat water unless you somehow manage to find mammary glands and start to milk almond trees and such lol.
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you clearly are triggered by oatmilk. that's totally normal and healthy to get radicalized against silly things like mock-dairy products btw
I'm not triggered by calling it oat water, you dont even need enzymes to break it down you just soak it long enough. Now all those oat milkers can breathe easy knowing we broke the story on oat water lol.
Originally posted by Blakemore
Almonds are deviant lolI never thought this would cause such a ruckus
i don't like almond milk. i tried them all, even hemp milk. they all taste "bleh". oatmilk is good, though some companies really oversweaten it. the best tasting brands tend to be 80 calories per serving (tastes the most like milk). the oversweatened ones are typically 120 calories and taste like leftover milk from a bowl of lucky charms
Originally posted by snowdragonI can only imagine the bacteria in the process as you are describing it. ❌
I'm not triggered by calling it oat water, you dont even need enzymes to break it down you just soak it long enough. Now all those oat milkers can breathe easy knowing we broke the story on oat water lol.