Prey

Leech is not satisfied unless the film has pre-stereo (mono) sound, CGI generated by Windows 95 and theatrical release only in North Korea.

Originally posted by Robtard
So PL, was this Predator sexy enough for you from the rear?

I mean, it was pretty good. I only came like... 2 or maybe 3 times if you count the anal leakage. 😮‍💨

Don't thing cumfarts count.

Stilt, do cumfarts count?

Just saw it. Absolute garbage. The ending there where the Predator shoots himself in the head was beyond idiotic.

Now we need a story showing how the Predator known as 'Greyback" gets possession of the 1715 flintlock pistol he gives to Harrigan in Predator 2.

(Yes Stilt, I know there's a comic covering that, but Prey has now seemingly done away with that canon)

Originally posted by Psychotron
Just saw it. Absolute garbage. The ending there where the Predator shoots himself in the head was beyond idiotic.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Just saw it. Absolute garbage.

There are tons of unscrupulous movie companies out there looking to make a quick buck…

…churning out similarly titled flicks.

Bennett Taylor who played Raphael Adolini in this film would like to reprise his role in a prequel to this film involving pirates

they also did comic from Dark Horse involving that character 'Predator: 1718'

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^You watched the wrong movie…:

No, I watched the 2022 one. You know, the cheap rehash of the original Predator with all of the cool mercenary characters replaced by boring-ass injuns. A movie where a skinny little girl slaughters multiple men in melee combat and defeats a 7'5 alien, which can go H2H with a bear, in the most convoluted way possible. That Prey.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Bennett Taylor who played Raphael Adolini in this film would like to reprise his role in a prequel to this film involving pirates

they also did comic from Dark Horse involving that character 'Predator: 1718'

Oh man. Predator and pirates. Shut up and take my money!!!

Originally posted by Psychotron
No, I watched the 2022 one. You know, the cheap rehash of the original Predator with all of the cool mercenary characters replaced by boring-ass injuns. A movie where a skinny little girl slaughters multiple men in melee combat and defeats a 7'5 alien, which can go H2H with a bear, in the most convoluted way possible. That Prey.

^^^So…you wanted the film about the alien hunting humans to be realistic.
Riiiight, right-right-right gotcha;
that’s a perfectly understandable, valid, and not even remotely silly POV.

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Originally posted by riv6672
So…you wanted the film about the alien hunting humans to be realistic.

No, I wanted it to be good.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Oh man. Predator and pirates. Shut up and take my money!!!

And the Predator becomes a pirate, even better.

Originally posted by Psychotron
No, I wanted it to be good.

Originally posted by riv6672
you need a much better grasp on how to put your thoughts into words.

Calling it a "cheap rehash" with boring characters was too complicated for you to understand? Sorry, I'll try even smaller words next time.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Sorry, I'll try even smaller words next time.

Farewell and adieu to you fair Psychotron.

Originally posted by riv6672
Multi or monosyllabic, you're going to use the wrong ones, though.

Farewell and adieu to you fair Psychotron.

That gif plus your shit grammar is just golden, lol.

Prey was excellent. A breath of fresh air and welcome change of pace.

Prey was excellent and the third best Predator film after the first two, and objectively the second best film after the original. It was essentially The Revenant vs Predator and thoroughly entertaining from start to finish. Naru was an excellent protagonist, and while not as tough as Dutch, Royce, or Harrigan, she was still an exceptionally agile, stealthy, and resourcefully calculating badass who would be the worst nightmare of any non-Olympic-level opponent. It was great seeing the backstory of the Adolini pistol and I'm looking forward to seeing the

The Predator was utilized wonderfully as a force of nature representing the struggle of achieving insurmountable goals. The death of a certain character was memorably tragic, and the death of a certain villain was wonderfully gratifying.

I'm legit shocked that they were able to reboot the franchise after Shane Black's unwatchably stupid dumpster fire, and I'm definitely looking forward to seeing where it goes next. I personally rank this film 7.9-8/10