Who has the best track record against Thor?

Started by lawest95 pages

Who has the best track record against Thor?

Same rules apply as in the Superman thread, street levers up to those of his power grade.

Hulk always smashes him.

😮 Graviton was up to some increases. I think if he learns how to require fact and result he could control cause and effect. Like Exodus during Asteroid M tried to do.

No he doesn't. It's only been bad recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R57iDntD0x0

Thor still has a winning record and Hulk has two legitimate fantasies where he beats Thor. Even if you add the two losses from Immortal Hulk he'd still be behind.

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Thor doesn't have anyone who consistently beats him up, it's more of a everyone take their turn sort of thing.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Hulk always smashes him.

QFT.

Originally posted by Damborgson
No he doesn't. It's only been bad recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R57iDntD0x0

Thor still has a winning record and Hulk has two legitimate fantasies where he beats Thor. Even if you add the two losses from Immortal Hulk he'd still be behind.

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Thor doesn't have anyone who consistently beats him up, it's more of a everyone take their turn sort of thing.

.....legitimate fantasies....?

Originally posted by Damborgson
No he doesn't. It's only been bad recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R57iDntD0x0

Thor still has a winning record and Hulk has two legitimate fantasies where he beats Thor. Even if you add the two losses from Immortal Hulk he'd still be behind.

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Thor doesn't have anyone who consistently beats him up, it's more of a everyone take their turn sort of thing.

Tutinax is Thor's daddy.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Tutinax is Thor's daddy.

He is, but he is also ultra-obscure and 2 wins are just 2 wins.

Odin should be mentioned.

Oh, Odin is a good one.

2 - 0

And those are wins Thor is never getting back because no other writer today even knows who Tutinax is.

Hopefully the editor-in-chief has Tutinax die off screen of some alien disease so Thor can't ever avenge himself.

I dont want Thor ever going near Tutinax again. You know he's weak to fists.

Hulk is still my pick, as he sodomizes Thor in all the media, not just comics.

He just keeps wailing on him, often for no reason, and Thor has no choice but to bend over and take it balls deep.

So, Damborgson--

Originally posted by Damborgson
No he doesn't. It's only been bad recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R57iDntD0x0

Thor still has a winning record and Hulk has two legitimate fantasies where he beats Thor. Even if you add the two losses from Immortal Hulk he'd still be behind.

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Thor doesn't have anyone who consistently beats him up, it's more of a everyone take their turn sort of thing.

Originally posted by Delta1938
.....legitimate fantasies....?

Please explain.

Hulks had two dreams where he beats Thor, one where crushes his hammer and another one where he just beats him up. (Or off?)

Steve's real job is not superhero'ing, it's saving Thor's life 24/7.

Little bonus to make your anus wet:

They had a whole comic to base that movie on. A whole specific fight to base that scene on, and that's what they go with lol.

Originally posted by Damborgson
They had a whole comic to base that movie on. A whole specific fight to base that scene on, and that's what they go with lol.

Yeah, I loved how Hulk tanked Thor's series of blows with a smile, commenting how it made him more horny for Betty... and casually swatted him away like some annoying mosquito 👆

You're sure you would've preferred that? Think about it.

I mean....yes, it's recent, but don't forget this is Cosmic King Thor, who also has the Odin Force 😂

dambo69son: omg, thor has beaten hulk again! i must write it down

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I mean....yes, it's recent, but don't forget this is Cosmic King Thor, who also has the Odin Force 😂

Thought he lost the Power Cosmic?