How pure are you?

Started by Robtard6 pages

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Prude.

Lol, I'm just kidding. Maybe you're just young?

He claims to be pushing 40...

My birthday is 08/21/1984.

Jesus man, get out and live a little.

YOLO

Dude is cutting his significant other short. Let them live a little!

Sex doesn't interest me, nor do relationships.

So it's just Right-wing politics, then?

Fair enough.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
^which is why I don't put much stock in these so-called "purity tests".

There is nothing "normal" about having anal sex with another man. It is not natural I don't care what anyone says.

It should've knocked at least 90 points off of your score, imo, considering you've probably engaged in it repeatedly and no doubt think "meh, it's no big deal" lol.

A "purity test" from man's perspective doesn't really say much because what is and isn't pure to him is purely subjective.

*braces for the "homophobe" accusations*

I got the same score as a straight married man, so what does homosexuality have to do with it? Thanks for telling on yourself, I guess.

Originally posted by Robtard
The vast majority of those questions are pretty normal for people to do if say they're over 21.

The ones I didn't check off mostly had to do with being in trouble with the law and drugs. Who hasn't danced intimately? Who hasn't 69'd or given/received oral sex? Been walked in on during sex? Used a sex toy on or with their partner? Most people who have a fairly normal sex life have done those things.

TBH,, if I did it again, I'd likely go up 1-2 points as I counted a couple things that were borderline.

That is precisely what I noted in my post. Nearly all of the questions were in the range of normal sexual experiences for adults.

Right. Most of it is pretty normal shit.

But I guess it tells us who the incels are.

Where is Whirly? We need his score. 🤔

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Right. Most of it is pretty normal shit.

But I guess it tells us who the incels are.

Where is Whirly? We need his score. 🤔

You, Robtard, and I have similar scores, because none of us have used substances. So his should be lower than ours.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
You, Robtard, and I have similar scores, because none of us have used substances. So his should be lower than ours.

Well, I did drop (what I found out much later on was some artificial fake) acid one time and it scarred me for several years. Worst experience of my life. So never again. But other than that, no, nothing else. No cocaine or heroine or any of that other shit. And no problems with the law other than a couple traffic tickets.

And I added anal sex to my list just a night or two ago! 😂 😱 ✅

I honestly find vagina to be gross looking.

😂 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
The vast majority of those questions are pretty normal for people to do if say they're over 21.

The ones I didn't check off mostly had to do with being in trouble with the law and drugs. Who hasn't danced intimately? Who hasn't 69'd or given/received oral sex? Been walked in on during sex? Used a sex toy on or with their partner? Most people who have a fairly normal sex life have done those things.

TBH,, if I did it again, I'd likely go up 1-2 points as I counted a couple things that were borderline.

no ones ever walked in on me having sex.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
You, Robtard, and I have similar scores, because none of us have used substances. So his should be lower than ours.
Whirly will get like a 4 😂

Originally posted by Klaw
I honestly find vagina to be gross looking.

^ I was thinking more...

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Well, I did drop (what I found out much later on was some artificial fake) acid one time and it scarred me for several years. Worst experience of my life. So never again. But other than that, no, nothing else. No cocaine or heroine or any of that other shit. And no problems with the law other than a couple traffic tickets.

And I added anal sex to my list just a night or two ago! 😂 😱 ✅

Wax dat a**. Show her what you're working with!

I got 44.

Originally posted by -Pr-
I got 44.
very close to me 👆