Happy 47th Birthday Bash

Why are you all so old? I’m not even 30 yet!

Happy bday anyway you joyzee swoine.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Ahhh, from now on that only gets worse 😉

i established that long ago. this one was an exception. I'm happy to turn 47 because 46 was a cursed age, and not just for me. look at all the famous people dead at 46.

john f kennedy
oscar wilde
h.p. lovecraft
fatty arbuckle
george orwell
philip seymour hoffman
rob ford (mayor of toronto who smoked crack)
koko the gorilla

Happy Birthday 🎈. Try to write the book 📖 on something exciting.
Expertise is a bonus point of age that you can craft.

Happy Birthday
Hacunt Birthday
Hacunt Birthcunt
Cuntcunt Birthcunt
Cuntcunt Cuntcunt
**** Cuntcunt
**** ****
****.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Happy Birthday
Hacunt Birthday
Hacunt Birthcunt
Cuntcunt Birthcunt
Cuntcunt Cuntcunt
**** Cuntcunt
**** ****
****.

For Bashar’s birthday, he’s going to have some liquor and whores.

Always remember when you're with a whore, liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i established that long ago. this one was an exception. I'm happy to turn 47 because 46 was a cursed age, and not just for me. look at all the famous people dead at 46.

john f kennedy
oscar wilde
h.p. lovecraft
fatty arbuckle
george orwell
philip seymour hoffman
rob ford (mayor of toronto who smoked crack)
koko the gorilla

Rob Ford was a good man.

Originally posted by samhain
Always remember when you're with a whore, liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I bet we could find even more at 47 😂

not many big names like those. jfk alone should have given you pause

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
not many big names like those. jfk alone should have given you pause

Do I hear a hip hip? Happy Birthday Bashar!

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Attila the hun died at 47 Bash, I raise you on JFK.

considering the average human lifespan at the time, attila was blessed

Fair comment 🙂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
considering the average human lifespan at the time, attila was blessed

But it was the high infant mortality rates that brought the average lifespan down, people lived just as long then as they do now, generally.

Originally posted by samhain
But it was the high infant mortality rates that brought the average lifespan down, people lived just as long then as they do now, generally.