Slowest person to replicate this feat

Started by cdtm5 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.

Is the Authority carrier the fastest computer in DC?

Majestros was saying something about his moon sized quantum computer being way, way slower in Captain Atom Armageddon.

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Barring Flash, Who can read every medical text ever published in seconds?

The time period
https://ibb.co/Rc8Kxmn

Doubt any single library even has every single medical book ever published.

What did he do, scout the entire globe?

And wouldn't that mean picking up a lot of disinformation or quack theories? How would he even know the difference?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.

Hilariously, we have computers now that are faster than the Watchtower.

https://i.imgur.com/qzbJ6YJ.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.


You mean this?
https://ibb.co/dkxtq5D

Its from early Rebirth Supergirl run though

Yes, this one 👆

Thanks. Kara really schools Kal in every department.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes, this one 👆

Thanks. Kara really schools Kal in every department.

Is that recent? Looks like New52 judging by Kara's personality.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hilariously, we have computers now that are faster than the Watchtower.

https://i.imgur.com/qzbJ6YJ.jpg

Mehhhh who needs them.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Mehhhh who needs them.

Doesn't really contradict what he said.

Originally posted by cdtm
Is that recent? Looks like New52 judging by Kara's personality.

You can't read?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You can't read?

He edited that in.

From a certain point of view.

😂

Originally posted by Philosophía
Mehhhh who needs them.

Reminds me of Wally cracking the encryption for Sanctuary.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Reminds me of Wally cracking the encryption for Sanctuary.
Putting Superman or Flash in threads with other characters is unfair.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Superman shows the best mental processing feat in history, as he processes the entire Universe, when devices that build Suns, and ones that are so far beyond that they exceed comprehension, cannot:


Originally posted by Philosophía
Putting Superman or Flash in threads with other characters is unfair.

I liked Tom Kings "Up in the Sky" too, but it's not technically canon with mainstream.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I think DC had some really fast supercomputer - it appeared in the recent Supergirl run, if I'm not mistaken?

But Superdouche obviously never used it.


It's not really the speed of the computer that's the problem.

It's the fact that humans have been publishing books for centuries upon centuries before we even harnessed electricity. Most probably never even got recorded to online databases, much less actually uploaded in full. That's not including the texts that were lost to war, natural disaster, moronic political movements burning them, etc. We actually have historical records of some lost medical texts, among various others from all over the world. Hua Tuo had some of his medical work straight up burned when he tried to release it before his execution.

It's less being able to quickly access things, so much as not having access at all to them. We could get stricter with our definition of "published", but I'd still suspect there'd be missing works.

That said, it's comics. I'm mostly joking around.

Aside from The Library being multiversal even when in a weakened state. That's just fact.

Well there are such things as copyright libraries; basically if you publish anything in that country, you need to provide copies to that library. So they exist (but as you say, we are now getting into technicalities over a throwaway line).

Or maybe Clark actually believed that puny library really had "every medical text ever published".

He's never been too bright, especially the DCnU version superdur

Lois: We should see other people, Clark.

Superman: ok 🙁

Originally posted by StyleTime
It's not really the speed of the computer that's the problem.

It's the fact that humans have been publishing books for centuries upon centuries before we even harnessed electricity. Most probably never even got recorded to online databases, much less actually uploaded in full. That's not including the texts that were lost to war, natural disaster, moronic political movements burning them, etc. We actually have historical records of some lost medical texts, among various others from all over the world. Hua Tuo had some of his medical work straight up burned when he tried to release it before his execution.

It's less being able to quickly access things, so much as not having access at all to them. We could get stricter with our definition of "published", but I'd still suspect there'd be missing works.

That said, it's comics. I'm mostly joking around.

Aside from The Library being multiversal even when in a weakened state. That's just fact.

Originally posted by cdtm
Doubt any single library even has every single medical book ever published.

What did he do, scout the entire globe?

And wouldn't that mean picking up a lot of disinformation or quack theories? How would he even know the difference?

Pretty much agreed.

Sure hope he knows leech's aren't modern medicine.