Batman w prep vs Asgard

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Batman w prep vs Asgard

How many days would it take for Batman to make a plan to defeat all the Asgardian forces?

lawest9 Senior Member

NO............not unless Bruce has some serious power at his disposal to back that prep up.

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Originally posted by Bentley
How many days would it take for Batman to make a plan to defeat all the Asgardian forces?

1. Maybe 1/2 a day?

And that's a serious answer.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Lawest is gay for Thor vin

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Thor killed Galactus. Least Asgard will always have that.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

A Batman runs around with little boys dressed just like he likes them so dc and pedophilia will always have that

lawest9 Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Lawest is gay for Thor vin
And you are gay for EVERYBODY. 😆😆😆

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Originally posted by ShadowFyre
A Batman runs around with little boys dressed just like he likes them so dc and pedophilia will always have that
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Originally posted by lawest9
And you are gay for EVERYBODY. 😆😆😆

No.

Just for you 😍

HumbleServant Senior Member

I think with all of batmans experience he can do it in 4 days

meep-meep What are you angry about?
Originally posted by cdtm

Dick was getting in the bat cave for sure.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
1. Maybe 1/2 a day?

And that's a serious answer.

Are you assuming he uses platinum K and prep at superspeed, or do you have something else in mind?

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Originally posted by cdtm
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Originally posted by Philosophía
Are you assuming he uses platinum K and prep at superspeed, or do you have something else in mind?

Well, he also knows magic to shut magicians like Circe down for an hour.

Taskmaster was doing pretty well with normal Asgardians. Imagine what a guy with Batman's skills and Superman's powers could do against depowered Asgardians, lol.

Smurph tu quoqumber
Originally posted by Philosophía
Are you assuming he uses platinum K and prep at superspeed, or do you have something else in mind?

Just a half day to take off his armour and equipment and do some light stretches.

MrMind Senior Member

angela cuts bruce's head off before he can react and do any of that prep shit

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by Smurph
Just a half day to take off his armour and equipment and do some light stretches.
lol

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Well, he also knows magic to shut magicians like Circe down for an hour.

Taskmaster was doing pretty well with normal Asgardians. Imagine what a guy with Batman's skills and Superman's powers could do against depowered Asgardians, lol.

I do wonder if Bentley means this as a "Batman is about to attack you in exactly 1 second" type of match where both sides are aware they're about to fight or if it's "Batman preps and attacks Asgard can he take them down".

I assume Heimdall can detect him? Maybe? 😏

There's a lot of weapons that turn this into one-shots -- I mean he could send all of Asgard into the Phantom Zone depending on what you allow him to prep with.

Who do you see as real threats in day to day Asgard besides Thor?

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Depends on the timeframe. Back in the day there was Odin, the Destroyer armour, Loki, even the Warriors 3 and Balder and the like could do some damage. Now? Maybe Angela helps out, BRB....

And of course, Throg.

MrMind Senior Member

Batman barely has any weapon to take down regular asgardians who are physically on par with regular kryptonite

What's sending them to phantom zone gonna do, just give Loki a chance to take over the entire realm

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Why this thorbag act has become a new kink of yours?