What Happened to Bruce Willis?

I won't be attractive until I'm 31 and two months because I have to do a few workouts.

That take time out of the Yoda realm (night shift) for orgasm.

An erectile orgasm is literally the temporal reverse of pushups and situps

Literally not figuratively

Originally posted by Kazenji
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2022-02-07/razzies-2022-nominations-bruce-willis-diana-the-musical

Bruce Willis Stepping Away From Acting Following Aphasia Diagnosis

As a man with a speech impediment, I know the seriousness of this condition.

I’ve met many people through my speech therapy over the decades with aphasia.

Originally posted by FemdomFilmFan
Bruce Willis Stepping Away From Acting Following Aphasia Diagnosis

Given the slew of shit movies he's been doing, this will actually be a blessing.

The rumour going around is that he was only doing them because he knew his time was limited in the first place. Of late, at least.

Oh lord, it seems Bruce Willis sold his likeness to an AI company. 🤦‍♂️

https://collider.com/bruce-willis-sells-rights-to-deepfake-firm-deepcake/

Die Hard 6: Die Hardiest, here we come!

Originally posted by Robtard
Die Hard 6: Die Hardiest, here we come!

I want to see someone use deepfake tech to put John Lennon on Vocals, Jimi Hendrix on lead guitar, Phil Lynott on Bass, Bruce Lee as Bez style back up dancer etc. Would be funny as ****, if a little disrespectful I suppose.