How big was Jesus?

https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/6gxkzq/did_jesus_have_a_big_penis/

Very few comments, but... they sure are quality ones 👆

Thanks for sharing, king.

Average.

I thought this is what you meant by "big"... need to get your minds out of the gutter...

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I reckon at least 8 inches... he's the son of God.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I thought this is what you meant by "big"... need to get your minds out of the gutter...

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"If Jesus has holes in his hands, can he masturbate by ****ing his hand holes?"

Originally posted by Robtard
"If Jesus has holes in his hands, can he masturbate by ****ing his hand holes?"

His dick would have to be smaller in circumference than the nails used to make the holes.

Or he just stretched that shit out 😛

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
His dick would have to be smaller in circumference than the nails used to make the holes.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Maybe they used stakes?

There is reason to believe Jesus could have been a vampyre...

Originally posted by Robtard
There is reason to believe Jesus could have been a vampyre...