The closet black object on your right will kill you one day.

How do you die?

Fu ck off

Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it.

George hes okay, wouldn't hurt a fly. George is my favorite plush

The real question is would George fit in your butt?

No he wouldn't. He's not like that. George has been quite this whole time

Yep laying in the weeds biding his time, waiting to strike when you least expect it, you'll eventually let your guard down and then BAM!! you got a butt fulla George.
🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it.

As the old saying goes, anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

When I was 16 I got a fairly large candle in there with just a little bit of olive oil.

😳

A camera containing iridium-192.

Iridium-192 is a Gamma emitter, don't make this fella angry.

Google “Sentinel 880 Delta camera”.

That’s what I use as an industrial radiographer to x-ray metal and pipes.

Highly radioactive shit.

That's almost as bad as wearing an unlicensed nuclear reactor on your back to bust ghosts.

Originally posted by Impediment
Google “Sentinel 880 Delta camera”.

That’s what I use as an industrial radiographer to x-ray metal and pipes.

Highly radioactive shit.

Damnnn. So that iridium turns into bomb after a chemical reaction and then BAM. Your government decides to classify you as IRA terrorist,even though you die in your own home lol

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Well, I do have an 18 inch black double dildo over on the dresser, I would imagine that if it went all the way in that would probably kill me, so far though I've only managed half of it.

^Sounds like someone who just quits when the going gets tough

OK tough guy, you stuff a 9 inch dildo up yer bum and see if you want more.

Or just invite a black guy over and get a 15 inch. Now he will **** you to death but I am sure you'll enjoy it. 😆

15 inchers are a myth, biggest dick in the world is only 13 1/2"

That would be interesting.

Originally posted by rudester
Or just invite a black guy over and get a 15 inch. Now he will **** you to death but I am sure you'll enjoy it. 😆

I dont understand...sounds like you stereotyping black men

On average African American Men do have larger than average dicks.

Also African American Trans Women have larger than average dicks compared to their Caucasian counterparts.

I've done some research on the subject, 3 subjects in fact, and they were impressively endowed.