Alternative Universe GDF Thread Titles -- What if Trump's Coup was a Success?

Premise: trump's Jan 6 fascist takeover had been successful. It goes without saying that a certain clique of mentally ill far-right cultists would still be spamming the GDF 24/7, however this would coincide with the complete destruction of free press and death of liberty. Much like in russia, reality would be whatever the dictator's mind conjured up.

Topic: post thread titles from this alternative universe GDF. Here's an example:

"After 3 week Interrogation, Antifa Commander Barack Obama Confesses to Orchestrating January 6th Terrorist Attack."

“The Black Crime Problem weve shut our eyes to for too long!”

I would be very scared as even among hegemony nations like Britain the cull of leftist may have started

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I would be very scared as even among hegemony nations like Britain the cull of leftist may have started

"Petition to Erect Staue of the Q-Anon Shaman on Capitol Hill"

"Lynching in the south to return for Coloureds"

"Black Lives Matter set to collapse due to unpopular decisions and lack of support"

"LOL! Leftist Protestors got Triggered over Hilldawg's Death Sentence, All Exposed by the DOJ as BLM Terrorists and Arrested"

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
"LOL! Leftist Protestors got Triggered over Hilldawg's Death Sentence, All Exposed by the DOJ as BLM Terrorists and Arrested"

"Angry libtards are crying outside the whitehouse because the riot they created resulted in shootings"

"Step Buckman was a true American patriot when he fired at the protesters"

"Tyrone Muhammed's mother is a whiny ***** trying to milk her son's death at the Antifa protest shooting which HE created!"

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
😂 "Antifa invades the Ukraine."

crylaugh "Putin Nearly Thwarts Antifa Missile Attack on Ukrainian Train Station. Ungrateful Local Residents Commit Mass Suicide"

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
crylaugh "Putin Nearly Thwarts Antifa Missile Attack on Ukrainian Train Station. Ungrateful Local Residents Commit Mass Suicide"

"This Place is a Left Wing Echo Chamber"

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
"This Place is a Left Wing Echo Chamber"

"Governor Eric Chauvin Accepts $6 Million Settlement in Defamation Lawsuit Against BLM Terrorist George Floyd's Family."

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
"This Place is a Left Wing Echo Chamber"

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
😂

"Governor Eric Chauvin Accepts $6 Million Settlement in Defamation Lawsuit Against BLM Terrorist George Floyd's Family."

"No need to make sock accounts and play 5D chess" -Surt

"When will they accept that Trump is still the best president in American history?"

Originally posted by Blakemore
"When will they accept that Trump is still the best president in American history?"

Another thread will be "reported leftists happy on vacation in Hawaii" - nod to Stephen King and the running man via Autswitz.

"Holocaust Exposed as FAKE NEWS!"

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
"Holocaust Exposed as FAKE NEWS!"

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
edit... "When will the leftist accept..."

Another thread will be "reported leftists happy on vacation in Hawaii" - nod to Stephen King and the running man via Autswitz.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
"Holocaust Exposed as FAKE NEWS!"

Originally posted by Blakemore
😂 "That's not even news. Stormfront have debunked it ever since the 90s"