China - Omicron XE
This is a copy of a what's app message a mate sent me.
Big Man, they've locked us down again, *****. We thought COVID was over, either their vaccines are dogshite or we have a serious cunting new strain or both. When this lockdown is over we're coming back to blighty. **** this! Loads of ex-pats have ****ed off, most of Sally's friends in her class at school. **** money bro, quality of life has to come first. Hope you and the family are doing good, I'd rather it was 1991 and we were back in Kuwait than this. Cunting China!