You gain one of these abilities for 24hrs... What do you do?

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Don't worry, I will assign all of you to internet camps.

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Very true

Originally posted by Smurph
immediately trace your IP and nuke you

I'm pretty damn sure he'd be too busy nuking China and Pakistan.

But not before sending a mecha-drone for Qwerty and getting him to safety, of course. Supes Bros 4 life and all that.

Think I'll go for Xavier's powers at no. 5that way I can clarify some things with certain people I deal with.

You want to make all of us gay?

Originally posted by lawest9
Think I'll go for Xavier's powers at no. 5that way I can clarify some things with certain people I deal with.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm pretty damn sure he'd be too busy nuking China and Pakistan.

But not before sending a mecha-drone for Qwerty and getting him to safety, of course. Supes Bros 4 life and all that.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Deleting all the porn from all your devices and making sure you can never watch porn again.

mmm

Originally posted by abhilegend
Better, I give cdtm access to all his accounts and data.

Originally posted by Smurph
cut to the whole globe getting brainfried when Lawest tries to reach out to certain people and clarify “no homo”

Originally posted by abhilegend
Because its rare and where do you even get to sell that stuff? Or keep the money? Because government will come down to you in an instant.

It's a lot better than having your kneecaps broken in the basement of some casino, ending up in legal battles, or risking assassination attempts for stealing shit that doesn't belong to you.

Originally posted by Astner
You can sell it on the open market, just like with all precious metals. Sure, there's going to be taxes to worry about, but that's it. Just file it under crypto-currency trading.

It's a lot better than having your kneecaps broken in the basement of some casino, ending up in legal battles, or risking assassination attempts for stealing shit that doesn't belong to you.

You think some rando suddenly gaining 58 billion dollars wouldn't have every spy agency in the world gunning for you?

And technopathy can allow you to steal shit and then destroy every piece of data pointing it to you.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Its "no more homo". He's lawest maximoff

Everybody wakes up with no memory of their former selves, and suddenly clarity about sucking dick.

Originally posted by abhilegend
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You think some rando suddenly gaining 58 billion dollars wouldn't have every spy agency in the world gunning for you?

Originally posted by abhilegend

Oh, I'd just switch to my old collection of magazines and dvd player, then haermm

As for cdtm... we both know that logging in anywhere is beyond his computer skills. He could once do that, sure, but that was Classic Cd, pre-dementia.

If I had Firestorm powers I could transmutate the gases in the atmosphere to revert Global Warming and give humanity a few centuries of prosperity.

I'd make women's clothes disappear

With a 24 hour time limit and no prior knowledge, I'd take Domino's luck and play the lottery/gamble.

It's a cliché answer, but I feel like it's the safest in this scenario. Sure, I wouldn't always win, but I'm bound to luck out a few times over a 24 hour period.

The others feel like they may be a bit difficult to actually do anything worthwhile with, or it least require more effort than I'm willing to give. I doubt I'd figure out transmutation quickly enough.

The speed of Quicksilver, so I can run head first into a wood chipper and kill myself.

Originally posted by Astner
Why would I sell all my rhodium in one go? It's not like it corrodes or that the demand is going to diminish over time for the foreseeable future.

Originally posted by StyleTime
With a 24 hour time limit and no prior knowledge, I'd take Domino's luck and play the lottery/gamble.

It's a cliché answer, but I feel like it's the safest in this scenario. Sure, I wouldn't always win, but I'm bound to luck out a few times over a 24 hour period.

The others feel like they may be a bit difficult to actually do anything worthwhile with, or it least require more effort than I'm willing to give. I doubt I'd figure out transmutation quickly enough.

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