Beast (2022)

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Beast (2022)

Idris Elba... don't know the director, haven't checked yet...

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ShadowFyre Senior Member

Looks badass. Reminds me of The Grey a little bit

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Shite, 2 guys with guns... such ****ing bollocks.

Robtard Senor Member

Elba is a very solid actor and I like lions, so will watch.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Elba is a very solid actor and I like lions, so will watch.
I know the family who taught him Muay Thai interestingly. Will watch but laugh. Lions stink by the way... Really pungent.

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Looks badass. Reminds me of The Grey a little bit

^^^I was reminded of The Ghost And The Darkness.
Def. Will watch.

jaden_2.0 Awful

Looks shite

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Looks shite
it does, unless the lion is genetically engineered and secretly has the intelligence of a human or better yet the brain transplanted from a serial killer. It must also shoot lasers from its eyes. If that can be delivered... I'm in.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I know the family who taught him Muay Thai interestingly. Will watch but laugh. Lions stink by the way... Really pungent.

I don't want to f**k a lion, they're just beautiful animals.

Well Cheetara as a kid, but she's not even a lion. 😛

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
it does, unless the lion is genetically engineered and secretly has the intelligence of a human or better yet the brain transplanted from a serial killer. It must also shoot lasers from its eyes. If that can be delivered... I'm in.

You have the makings of a Uwe Boll film there.

rudester Tommy

Cujo all over again.

Patient_Leech Perfect Organism
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Lions stink by the way... Really pungent.
Originally posted by Robtard
I don't want to f**k a lion, they're just beautiful animals.

😂

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
You have the makings of a Uwe Boll film there.
True enough and a probable improvement. Lions are beautiful, no doubt. They still stink 😂

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't want to f**k a lion, they're just beautiful animals.

Well Cheetara as a kid, but she's not even a lion. 😛


^^^Maaannn, I read that w. the entirely wrong inflection at first.😱 😆

Robtard Senor Member

Stop being weird.

ShadowFyre Senior Member
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
True enough and a probable improvement. Lions are beautiful, no doubt. They still stink 😂

Most predators that live in the wild and roll around in carcasses stink.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Most predators that live in the wild and roll around in carcasses stink.
True enough, you ever smelt a wolf, **** me they stink.

Robtard Senor Member

Whirly, smeller of wild carnivorous beast.

jaden_2.0 Awful

Robtard, cat shagger

Robtard Senor Member

But I literally said I DIDN'T want to f**k a lion!