Superman vs Batman

Superman vs Batman but they both have the same strength speed and durability.

Superman has all of his powers and Batman has nothing that can weaken him.
Both trying their hardest to win

Supermans powers work as well on Batman as they would on himself in regular continuity

Batman’s weapons work as well on Superman as they would on himself in regular continuity

Round 1: pure hand to hand
Round 2: all abilities and standard gadgets

Batman wins.

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Batman always wins.

Unless he's fighting himself, then it's complicated...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Batman always wins.

Unless he's fighting himself, then it's complicated...

Batman can't beat himself, because there's no masturbation in DC.

You're basically putting Batman's skill against Superman's.

And I'd bet on Batman's.

Originally posted by Magnificent M
Batman can't beat himself, because there's no masturbation in DC.

This page from an issue of Swamp Thing begs to disagree.

(Although technically it was Vertigo):

https://imgur.com/KGQHD03.jpg

Originally posted by Guestdude
Superman vs Batman but they both have the same strength speed and durability.

Superman has all of his powers and Batman has nothing that can weaken him.
Both trying their hardest to win

Supermans powers work as well on Batman as they would on himself in regular continuity

Batman’s weapons work as well on Superman as they would on himself in regular continuity

Round 1: pure hand to hand
Round 2: all abilities and standard gadgets

Batman because of hie Superior Skills.

Superman due to his years of practice with that powerset.

Bruce one punches him back to krypton

Can go either way, depends on how much Superman would hold back.

Coincidentally, the closest to this happening, Superman won.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
This page from an issue of Swamp Thing begs to disagree.

(Although technically it was Vertigo):

https://imgur.com/KGQHD03.jpg

Yeah, but nobody reads Swamp Thing.

Sandman was Vertigo's flagship title:

And the reason that has resurfaced is, of course, this:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And the reason that has resurfaced is, of course, this:

Wonder Woman certainly muff dives so it's just DC never knowing their sh*t

Diana is no hero.

So this makes Superman 1000 time more of a weirdo if there is no masturbation. So when he is cucking to lois getting slammed wtf is he even doing? Just staring and pointing angrily at his dick like the Family Guy Monkey or something?

Jane?

You mean Lois 😛

Well, if I had to guess, I would totally imagine Supes pinching his own nipples and licking the tip of his nose while watching Lois getting some BBC (or a dozen of bbcs).

Yeah, I meant Lois, I'm sure Jane Jack's off just fine.