I'd rather kiss a wookie and why I think the Princess did.
I am of the opinion that Leia ****ed Han, Luke and Chewie during the celebrations that followed the Battle of Yavin-probably all together in the same bed. Look at the smiles on all their faces and the way they are acting to each other after ROTJ.
Kiss the wookie, kick the droid, fly the falcon through an asteroid 'til the princess is annoyed! This is space ships and monsters, it's Star Wars we love it! Come and help me, Obi-wan, flying speeder and a blaster gun, dance with ewoks, oh what fun! This is space ships and monsters, it's Star Wars we love it!
Originally posted by Blakemore👆
Kiss the wookie, kick the droid, fly the falcon through an asteroid 'til the princess is annoyed! This is space ships and monsters, it's Star Wars we love it! Come and help me, Obi-wan, flying speeder and a blaster gun, dance with ewoks, oh what fun! This is space ships and monsters, it's Star Wars we love it!
Get in there you big furry oaf. I couldn't care less what you smell. I take orders from only me. Maybe you'd like it back in your cell your highness, your worshipful-ness your highness...
No one cares if you upset a droid, because droids don't tear your arms out of sockets. I suggest a new strategy. Let the wookie win. Nobdoy cares if you upset a droid.