MrMind vs Bentley

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MrMind Senior Member

MrMind vs Bentley

1. who wins in a fist fight

2. who wins in a divorce settlement

3. who wins in intercourse

Diesldude Senior Member

1 - a hooker raped mrMind out of his money and didn’t even have sec with him. No Contest. Bentley wins fist fight.
2- Mr.Mind lost his money to a hooker, Bentley gets a better laweyer. She wins the divorce settlement. Judge feels sorry for Mr.mind and offers him help in a state run facility.
3-no hooker is gonna laugh at Bentley after looking at her dildo. Bentley for the clean sweep.

Diesldude Senior Member

Why do you do this to yourself bro, putting yourself in spite threads

MrMind Senior Member
Originally posted by Diesldude
Why do you do this to yourself bro, putting yourself in spite threads

i thought you like me 🙁

Diesldude Senior Member

Originally posted by MrMind
i thought you like me 🙁
of course I do bro. We’re bros, and I hope you can work things out.

Diesldude Senior Member

Was just trying to be funny, but I might have gone om too far.

MrMind Senior Member

i called off to work today

and my new general manager is coming in

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Bentley vs. MrMind, 100% canon:

Delta1938 True King of House of El

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bentley vs. MrMind, 100% canon:

😆

But Mind is Chinese and it's HIM desperate for attention, not Bently.

Delta1938 True King of House of El
Originally posted by Diesldude
1 - a hooker raped mrMind out of his money and didn’t even have sec with him. No Contest. Bentley wins fist fight.
2- Mr.Mind lost his money to a hooker, Bentley gets a better laweyer. She wins the divorce settlement. Judge feels sorry for Mr.mind and offers him help in a state run facility.
3-no hooker is gonna laugh at Bentley after looking at her dildo. Bentley for the clean sweep.

Accurate.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

The interesting thing about the French, Chinese, Italians, Indians, Pakistanis and Thai is it's impossible to hate them, their food is too good unless you are a vegan. Vegans on the other hand...

Diesldude Senior Member

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
The interesting thing about the French, Chinese, Italians, Indians, Pakistanis and Thai is it's impossible to hate them, their food is too good unless you are a vegan. Vegans on the other hand...
you left out Mexican you racist and they got the hottest women. 👆

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Diesldude
you left out Mexican you racist and they got the hottest women. 👆
laughcry Mexican food is great as are Mexican women. But the food is less diverse in my honest opinion. I will never say which women are hottest in general, I've been married to two brits and an African and dated women from all over the world, as with cuisine, you can have enough of any one flavour.

steverules_2 Senior Member
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
laughcry Mexican food is great as are Mexican women. But the food is less diverse in my honest opinion. I will never say which women are hottest in general, I've been married to two brits and an African and dated women from all over the world, as with cuisine, you can have enough of any one flavour.

I bet Grace Jones phucked you mhmm

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by steverules_2
I bet Grace Jones phucked you mhmm

according to Dolph Lundgren she used to eat raw meat and hit him with a baseball bat, puts Amber Heard in perspective I guess.

steverules_2 Senior Member
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
according to Dolph Lundgren she used to eat raw meat and hit him with a baseball bat, puts Amber Heard in perspective I guess.

She seems the type

So you wouldn’t have sex with her?

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by steverules_2
She seems the type

So you wouldn’t have sex with her?

Sure I would.

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by Delta1938
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But Mind is Chinese and it's HIM desperate for attention, not Bently.

bently masterbates to coldplay's new album

MrMind Senior Member

Originally posted by Delta1938
😆

But Mind is Chinese and it's HIM desperate for attention, not Bently.

are you implying china is constantly seeking attention?

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Re: MrMind vs Bentley

Originally posted by MrMind
2. who wins in a divorce settlement
Bentley is already 0-1, he'll come motivated.