Abortion

Started by Alpha Centauri787 pages
Alpha Centauri Restricted
Originally posted by The Black Ghost
For a second there is sounded like you cared about killing babies-- or was that just a bad inference?

No sign of the world plummeting into chaos as a result of abortions yet.

-AC

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Ozone
You all actually LIKE abortions?

Well, I actually prefer the rusty hanger method, but it does the same job.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Its not wrong, I was aborted and look how I turned out 😛

All aborted fetuses love Dio!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, Selphie...I killed myself. See what you made me do!!!

I'm sorry!!! 🙁

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
Well, I actually prefer the rusty hanger method, but it does the same job.

Haha! Yeah!

"I'd never hit the woman carrying my child, I will however, ram this rusty coat hanger up her f*cking pussy and yank the brat out!"

-Oderus Urungus

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Haha! Yeah!

Baby, you look so fat. Its almost like you're pregnant.

ADarksideJedi Jackie Malfoy
Originally posted by Scythe
Haha! Yeah!

That is horrible how can you find that funny?jm

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
That is horrible how can you find that funny?jm
Haha, because that stuff actually happens. Hahaha.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
That is horrible how can you find that funny?jm

Rusty coat hanger + unborn fetus = comedy gold.

Schecter Restricted
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I'm going to knock up my girlfriend just to make her get an abortion. I just really want to know what it feels like...to kill a baby.

teehee

smoker4 Me name be Leon
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I'm going to knock up my girlfriend just to make her get an abortion. I just really want to know what it feels like...to kill a baby.

Lol why dont you do it old school and first interrogate the baby then take it to the 'special' showering area.

Schecter Restricted

...and poop on it

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I'm going to knock up my girlfriend just to make her get an abortion. I just really want to know what it feels like...to kill a baby.

So, since people apparently think that was my funniest joke ever....I stole it from Doug Stanhope.

Schecter Restricted
Originally posted by Bardock42
So, since people apparently think that was my funniest joke ever....I stole it from Doug Stanhope.

it was indeed your funniest joke ever. also it was mildly funny.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Schecter
it was indeed your funniest joke ever. also it was mildly funny.
Well, we can't all create great jokes like "LOLz Poop".

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, we can't all create great jokes like "LOLz Poop".
It was a good joke though; I would've typed 😂.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by lord xyz
It was a good joke though; I would've typed 😂.
He is an excellent comedian. If you meant the poop joke...die!

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Bardock42
He is an excellent comedian. If you meant the poop joke...die!
What poop joke? I was talking about the you wanting to kill babies joke.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by lord xyz
What poop joke? I was talking about the you wanting to kill babies joke.

No, you really like poop.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by SelphieT
No, you really like poop.
Het...

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

I don't know if this has come up before but to all the people who say abortion is murder:

What should be the penalty for a woman who has an abortion? Life in prison? Death sentence?

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by Bardock42
So, since people apparently think that was my funniest joke ever....I stole it from Doug Stanhope.
Explains a lot..

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....