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Started by Grand-Moff-Gav787 pages
Originally posted by Devil King
Hey, I'm sorry, I guess. I just don't like them. They make me feel uncomfortable. You never know if they're gonna start throwing shit or licking windows. They're a lot like children and monkies. You never know what they're gonna do and that makes me uneasy.

Like the queers?

(for those of you who are unfamiliar, that was a joke and, given the context, homophobia is not actually the worst thing thats going on in this thread)

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Like the queers?

Na, queers often give off early warnings before they "flame out" and burst into dance. It's rare to be caught off guard.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, queers often give off early warnings before they "flame out" and burst into dance. It's rare to be caught off guard.

What about a retarded queer?

Are you ready for that?

Originally posted by Robtard
I beg to differ, children can be reasoned with and monkeys can be bribed with food; there's little you can do with a rampaging retard though.

Have any of you guys actually spent any time with some one who is retarded? They're not all out of control animals. The ones who do act out are the ones who weren't cared for properly.

You guys seem to think we should go back to sixties when these kids were stuck in institutions.

Originally posted by cococryspies
Have any of you guys actually spent any time with some one who is retarded? They're not all out of control animals. The ones who do act out are the ones who weren't cared for properly.

You guys seem to think we should go back to sixties when these kids were stuck in institutions.

Its quite worrying isn't it.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
What about a retarded queer?

Are you ready for that?

You mean the ones that fling feces while dancing?

If so, then yes, I am always ready.

Originally posted by cococryspies
Have any of you guys actually spent any time with some one who is retarded? They're not all out of control animals. The ones who do act out are the ones who weren't cared for properly.

You guys seem to think we should go back to sixties when these kids were stuck in institutions.

But you agree that some are, I say "better safe than sorry." You know?

Originally posted by Robtard
You mean the ones that fling feces while dancing?

If so, then yes, I am always ready.

Well then all I can ask is were you born ready or did you choose?

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Well then all I can ask is were you born ready or did you choose?

Years of training, sir, being on a constant state of pro-activeness takes years of training.

Originally posted by Robtard
Years of training, sir, being on a constant state of pro-activeness takes years of training.

Hmm, not soo different from sodomy then.

Originally posted by Robtard
But you agree that some are, I say "better safe than sorry." You know?

None of these kids would be dangerous if they had had proper care.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Hmm, not soo different from sodomy then.

I disagree, even a novice has the odd chance of Forest Gump'ing his/her way through sodomy.

Originally posted by cococryspies
None of these kids would be dangerous if they had had proper care.

That is besides the point. The fact the some are, is why a state of constant readiness is needed.

Edit: You realize I'm not being serious and I have no ill-will towards the mentally retarded.

Originally posted by Robtard
I disagree, even a novice has the odd chance of Forest Gump'ing his/her way through sodomy.

Haha, what a wonderful phrase.

Forest Gump...now theres a retard.

Originally posted by Robtard
That is besides the point. The fact the some are, is why a state of constant readiness is needed.

Edit: You realize I'm not being serious and I have no ill-will towards the mentally retarded.

Its sad though, that some people actually think that way.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Haha, what a wonderful phrase.

Forest Gump...now theres a retard.

There's a saying I once heard; which will tie-in the two topics of 'retards' and 'sodomy' together perfectly:

"Momma always says, life is like getting ****ed up the ass, you never know when it's gonna hurt."

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Like the queers?

No, not like all queers.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
What about a retarded queer?

Are you ready for that?

They exist and I'm just as ill-at-ease around them. I know they exist because when I first started going to the gay bar in my home town, there was a retard night. Tuesday if I recall correctly. The handicapped van of a local home would back up, drop their motorized ramp and there would be people dancing in circles, hitting on themselves in the mirror and every once in a while one would zoom by in an electric wheelchair. One took a shine to me one night and I had to have security keep him away from me. Not really because I was affraid of him, but his twisted, palsied hands had a tendancy to wander. Needless to say, Tuesday was the least popular night of the week.

Originally posted by cococryspies
Have any of you guys actually spent any time with some one who is retarded? They're not all out of control animals. The ones who do act out are the ones who weren't cared for properly.

You guys seem to think we should go back to sixties when these kids were stuck in institutions.

I was thinking more along the lines of going back to the '30s.

Originally posted by Devil King
They exist and I'm just as ill-at-ease around them. I know they exist because when I first started going to the gay bar in my home town, there was a retard night. Tuesday if I recall correctly. The handicapped van of a local home would back up, drop their motorized ramp and there would be people dancing in circles, hitting on themselves in the mirror and every once in a while one would zoom by in an electric wheelchair. One took a shine to me one night and I had to have security keep him away from me. Not really because I was affraid of him, but his twisted, palsied hands had a tendancy to wander. Needless to say, Tuesday was the least popular night of the week.

That sounds absolutely brilliant.

Originally posted by Devil King
I was thinking more along the lines of going back to the '30s.

Surely, thats not a good time for you?