Originally posted by Robtard
Just for that, I hope they reboot the Riddick franchise and cast Elliot Page as Riddick and redo Pitch Black, but instead of having to kill the night-monsters, Riddick gets in touch with their inner feelings, his true power, and they learn to accept each other, so he doesn't have to end up stabbing Carolyn Fry in the back to save himself. What a dick move.
You're probably not far off. It sounds like the new PC rendition..
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Me, I'm a simple man. I'd just have Vin Diesel break into Leech's house and make him a part of his "family", if you know what I mean...
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I think you're talking about rape. Aren't you? hm..
Why are you guys being dicks, anyway... all I said was:
I FU#KING LOVE STAR WARS!!
Originally posted by Robtard
"And after I pulled both fists out of Patient Leech's ass, he gaped this much." -Vin Dieselps Still love ya, PL <3
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Originally posted by Patient_Leech
He doesn't [b]F#CKING LOVE STAR WARS!!!Off with his head!!! 😠
You don't like Disney shoving a new Star Wars product down your throat every 2 weeks?? WHY NOT??!! 🙁 [/B]
Don't hate on stuff just because it's successful and popular, bro.
Otherwise, you'll be forced to start hating on Dune in no time, too.
Originally posted by Patient_LeechI don't like every single show Disney is using the IP for being set in the same familiar settings and timelines with characters we already know. It's boring fanservice for fans who just want the same shit over and over again (and yet somehow Boba Fett and to an admittedly lesser extent Obi-Wan managed to even **** that up hahahah) because they are still emotionally hysterical about the sequel trilogy.
He doesn't [b]F#CKING LOVE STAR WARS!!!Off with his head!!! 😠
You don't like Disney shoving a new Star Wars product down your throat every 2 weeks?? WHY NOT??!! 🙁 [/B]
The Mandalorian is the best of the live action shows and even it was still ultimately too close and connected to the OT for my tastes. But at least it did have mostly an original cast.
Like, did anyone really give a shit about what Obi was doing on Tatooine?
Originally posted by NemeBro
I don't like every single show Disney is using the IP for being set in the same familiar settings and timelines with characters we already know. It's boring fanservice for fans who just want the same shit over and over again...
Yeah, pretty much bingo there.
Disney has made Star Wars creatively bankrupt.