Yeah, McClane didn't have his wife and daughter kidnapped by terrorists who wanted to frame him for assassinating a history-changing presidential candidate and plunge the country into irrevocably apocalyptic chaos. He was busy struggling to stop some bumbling vault robbers who wanted to steal some loser tycoon's piggy bank. Such comparable circumstances indeed yep indeed diddly yep diddly doo too too 👆
Considering that Jack is a Delta Force Captain/LAPD SWAT member, he would have probably recognized Hans' plan before Hans' could even implement it. Honestly, if Bauer was in Die Hard, it would have essentially been a slasher film with the terrorists replacing teenagers. Just stop, Rob. You know McLame can't beat this:
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"stuhp hizzelf fom bein kloflomed,"??? McClame was begging for Aspirins like a CRYBABY while Jack literally OVERCAME HEROIN WITHDRAWAL in ONE. PHUCKING. DAY.
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and that's on top of Jack doing INTERNATIONAL counterterrorist missions to stop an APOCALYPTIC pandemic. ON. THAT. VERY. SAME. PHUCKING. DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....
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Originally posted by Robtard
McClane wouldn't have become addicted to heroine in the first place, he's no druggie. If anything, the heroine would have become addicted to McClane.
Apparently he's addicted to aspirin and pancake syrup, and Simon Gruber is his pimpdaddypimpsupplier. How much of Simon's SLUSH SYRUP does McLame engorge himself, Rob? HOW MUCH SYRUP??????????????????