Originally posted by Robtard
Die Hard, Lest. You know that 🙂
Originally posted by Lestov16
I call this one "The Regal Phoenix Leviathan"***And didn't I give y'all enough McClane? He's LITERALLY AMONGST ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY ©'s TOP ACTION MOVIE HEROES. FRONT PHUCKIN PAGE WITH INDY AND BEATRIX. THAT'S THE MOST MCCLANE I GIVE YOU. THE LAST TIME, YOU GOT FILLED UP WITH SO MUCH SIMON GRUBER PELVIC PANCAKE SYRUP THAT YOUR STOMACH EXPLODED AND I HAD TO CARRY YOU ON TO THE PLANE. IT WAS EMBARRASSING FOR BOTH OF US. YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO DRINK FOUR GAZILLION GALLONZ OF MCCLANE'S PANCAKE-SYRUP-FLAVORED MUSTY MEATSAUCE. NOT THE TWELVE GAZILLION YOU WERE TRYING TO CHUG DOWN FASTER THAN MCCLANE ON ASPIRIN 😬