Hercules vs Black Widow

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Hercules vs Black Widow

Mortal Hercules. He gets his bow (w/ arrows of Heracles), Sword of Peleus, and an adamantine shield.

Widow gets her usual gear including guns.

They fight outside the theatre where Bruce's parents died.

Something, something Elektra, something, something Pankration, something, something experience and voila Hercules wins

He's a Demi-God with 3000 years of fighting experience and he invented his own system of H2H combat. But yeah, in 2022 he loses to a 30-something woman trained by the KGB/CIA. 😠

Originally posted by zopzop
He's a Demi-God with 3000 years of fighting experience and he invented his own system of H2H combat. But yeah, in 2022 he loses to a 30-something woman trained by the KGB/CIA. 😠

You're just distracted by the chest hair 😛

But the years of fight experience shouldn't matter - after a while, there's only so many ways you can punch and kick someone, surely.

And neither should inventing something be a factor.

Originally posted by zopzop
He's a Demi-God with 3000 years of fighting experience and he invented his own system of H2H combat. But yeah, in 2022 he loses to a 30-something woman trained by the KGB/CIA. 😠

Natasha is over 80 years old

Originally posted by abhilegend
Natasha is over 80 years old

Even worse. Shriveled up old hag vs virile Demi-God. No contest.

She has infinity formula in her body

Endeavor

Wasp 🐝 stung Magneto in Secret Wars.
Black Widow might get a chance by out thinking 🤔 Hercules.

Yeah I think the immortal been around for so many years thing is kind of moot to some extent when your typically in another physical weight class. Id honestly question anyone claiming Hercules being more skilled then Batman

... or Robin

Originally posted by abhilegend
She has infinity formula in her body

Meh.
Originally posted by EcstaticGrace
Yeah I think the immortal been around for so many years thing is kind of moot to some extent when your typically in another physical weight class. Id honestly question anyone claiming Hercules being more skilled then Batman

It's not like he was sitting on a sofa watching football for the majority of his life. He's famous for his fighting prowess, strength, and adventures. If he spent 1/10th of his life adventuring/fighting, that's centuries longer than Bruce has been alive.

Originally posted by Smurph
... or Robin
or aunt may

Originally posted by zopzop
Even worse. Shriveled up old hag vs virile Demi-God. No contest.
"virile"

Zop has no time for Marvel women that aren't Titania

Originally posted by zopzop
Meh.

It's not like he was sitting on a sofa watching football for the majority of his life. He's famous for his fighting prowess, strength, and adventures. If he spent 1/10th of his life adventuring/fighting, that's centuries longer than Bruce has been alive.

But how many ways can he throw a punch and kick?

Ra's has been around for a while; doesn't mean Bruce automatically loses.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Natasha is over 80 years old

Or even over 90 years old, depending on which origin story we go with.

Originally posted by abhilegend
She has infinity formula in her body

Red Room's variant of the Super Soldier Serum, actually.

It makes her immortal?

Steve's doesn't do that. Even with the slight stat nerf, Red Room formula sounds > SSS.

You know who else is immortal? Danny Rand. Black Widow and Iron Fist would make a good couple.

Technically

If Black Widow can enhance her intel she might break a record and beat the Olympian! She’d be like Wolverine with memories.

Originally posted by EcstaticGrace
Yeah I think the immortal been around for so many years thing is kind of moot to some extent when your typically in another physical weight class. Id honestly question anyone claiming Hercules being more skilled then Batman
Hercules "more skilled than Batman"?.........NO WAY!!!!!!!

Originally posted by lawest9
Hercules "more skilled than Batman"?.........NO WAY!!!!!!!

Maybe the new live action Batman, he was kind of lackluster in the combat department.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Something, something Elektra, something, something Pankration, something, something experience and voila Hercules wins
😂