Cocaine Bear

YouTube video

2023's film of the year had already been decided

I laughed so hard i farted. 😆

Haha.. better check your pants, riv.

This looks like another fun one to watch with friends, like Zombeavers.

I love bear rampage films

Never tried cocaine though

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Haha.. better check your pants, riv.

This looks like another fun one to watch with friends, like Zombeavers.

Hopefully this starts a franchise and we get sequels:

Meth Bear
PCP Bear
Heroin Bear (this one might be a bit low on the action)

10 years later the bear is on Joe Rogan talking about Elk meat and DMT when Joe tells him about the time he went bear hunting then there's an awkward silence just before the bear lunges over the table and tears Rogan to pieces

Then Steven Seagal comes out from under the table and fights the bear

Rogan dying would be a net win for the Earth. A bear doing it would just add to the flavour.

so who gave the bear coke??? and will the bear kill in the name of being high

I like that Ray Liotta has done some amazing work over the decades like Goodfellas, Narc and GTA Vice City and now he's going to be remembered for doing a movie with the guy from the IKEA customer service tiktoks about a murderous bear on cocaine.

The real story isn’t nearly as entertaining as the film. The bear ate a shit tonne of coke and died. Think it ate 10 bags.

Yeah, it's based off a true event loosely. That bear is going to beat some ass on the forums.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
I like that Ray Liotta has done some amazing work over the decades like Goodfellas, Narc and GTA Vice City and now he's going to be remembered for doing a movie with the guy from the IKEA customer service tiktoks about a murderous bear on cocaine.

I want to see coked up Liotta go H2H against the coked up bear.

Originally posted by Robtard
I want to see coked up Liotta go H2H against the coked up bear.

fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.

Goddamn, you're right. It should have Nic Cage... 😬

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.

We've had plenty of that.

YouTube video

This turned out to be mostly a huge bag of shit with a tiny sprinkling of funny moments (the ambulance scene is awesome)