Eternal Sunshine of Guy222's and Rao's Minds (v2.0)

Started by DarkSaint85186 pages

If you can speak good English, you can do well in bars with Westerners as all the guys are after the Asian girls. This is your chance, Mind, don't let me down.

i was busy doing bumps in.the.bathroom of.the gentleman club

no money to.pay.for.the drinks.for.the.bitches

i never been this.broke.before

they kicked.me.out

Get the tourists to pay for you. Find some rich old white lady discovering herself. Believe in the me who believes in you.

good.point, gotta whore myself first.before.i get a.whore

life comes.in.circle

Originally posted by MrMind
i end up with a thai hooker

i let her sit on my face

i keep ask.her to shit on my face.she said.nono

i squeeze.her tummy she got.mad and took off

You missed that entire MrMind scat arc didn't you?

Fortunately, yes.

Merry Christmas everyone, happy new year too.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Merry Christmas everyone, happy new year too.

For you, Pr:

The most accurate depiction of Aquaman ever.

YouTube video

Happy new year, you nimrods

Happy New Year, KMC kiss

"All the creatures of the sea are my friends. Except for that one eel, who knows what he did."

😂

Story of Pr's life, I swear.

Awww, Pr's just hungy!!!!!

Originally posted by Parmaniac
You missed that entire MrMind scat arc didn't you?
Go on...

I'd gladly link you, but unfortunately the original off topic thread got nuked.

Maybe Stilt has some screenshotsfor some ****ed up reason.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
"All the creatures of the sea are my friends. Except for that one eel, who knows what he did."

😂

Story of Pr's life, I swear.

He ****ing knows what he did. Him and those **** dolphins can **** all the way off.

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Finally watched GOTG3. I would have really liked it; great action, funny, sweet in a lot of ways. but ****ing hell, I did not need to see a ****ing

Spoiler:
rabbit, a walrus and an otter get gunned ****ing down
. There were a hundred other ways you could have shown animals being mistreated by the High Evolutionary to get the point across. That was just out of line for me, tbh.

But I digress. That ****ing eel knows what he did.

😂

Yeah, the animal scenes made part of the movie surprisingly dark.

Also the MCU's first f-bomb, which made me laugh the first time I heard the line, but on rewatch I think it could have been delivered with some funnier impact. As is it's just a bit random.

Starting Batman: Caped Crusader.

I don't love Hamish Linklater's Batman but it's probably just first impressions. Maybe it'll grow on me.

If there was a single comics creator that was at the top of my "PLEASE DON'T BE AN IRL DEPRAVED PIECE OF SH1T" list... it would have been Neil Gaiman.

What's coming out is more revolting than Warren Ellis.

I was all set to reread Sandman also because of how Hellblazer: John Constantine's perfect ending called back to it.

What a piece of garbage.