Eternal Sunshine of Guy222's and Rao's Minds (v2.0)

Started by cdtm186 pages

So lets say you leave your keys in your unlocked car for one weekend and it gets stolen.

Assuming you have never done this in your life, shouldn't the odds have been against a car thief checking your car for those two days, against every day you locked the car and took the keys in?

Statistically it don't add up. Surely the car hasn't been checked regularly over an extended period of time?

The odds of any one car getting checked on a particular night is depending on the density of cars, the density of thieves and the weather

Well it's a suburb, but there was a rash of kids going on joyrides at the time. I guess the timing lined up.

Just seems one hfil of a coincidence that my one weekend of carelessness perfectly aligned with a rash of car thefts. What are the odds, why haven't I won the lottery?

Doing about 2.5 mg edibles, half a gummie. No discernable "high", but I do notice my anxiety and anger is better. Almost feels like I'm twenty years younger.

Debating doing the full 5mg dose. I dunno though, I'm not a risk taker and have a paranoid belief the world is out to get me, based off all the many many times some weird shite happened any time I stepped out of a comfort zone.

We're talking everything from being put in handcuffs to being unable to sleep for an entire week straight and my body ballooning out so I couldn't bent my joints. Me and risk have a very bad history.

If 2.5mg has a zero high affect on you, then 5mg probably won't do a large change. So maybe try 5mg once while at home.

But if 2.5mg keeps you clam and relaxed as is, stick with that.

You're also a coward and forever victim, so it's probably that and not the world being against you.

We can only hope cdtm will get sentenced to death and get a lethal injection soon.

God bless America.

Originally posted by Robtard
If 2.5mg has a zero high affect on you, then 5mg probably won't do a large change. So maybe try 5mg once while at home.

But if 2.5mg keeps you clam and relaxed as is, stick with that.

You're also a coward and forever victim, so it's probably that and not the world being against you.

Does the world not love Homer Simpson?

D'oh?

You're more like Ned Flanders, to be honest.

Originally posted by cdtm
Does the world not love Homer Simpson?

D'oh?

The world does.

You're not a Homer Simpson though, he's a lovable dope, you're just a dope.

The Mandalorian season 3 will be the last, what a shit show.

Just found out my friends little sister is a pornstar

One that I both know and have jerked too multiple times. Glorious

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
Just found out my friends little sister is a pornstar

One that I both know and have jerked too multiple times. Glorious

Links? Or stage names?

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
Just found out my friends little sister is a pornstar

One that I both know and have jerked too multiple times. Glorious

Name of the performer, please.

Unless you're making shit up again like with your DeviantArt girlfriend.

"Missouri senator defends child marriage after trans ban passes - Republican State Senator Mike Moon suggested children as young as 12 should have the right to marry."

Originally posted by Robtard
"Missouri senator defends child marriage after trans ban passes - Republican State Senator Mike Moon suggested children as young as 12 should have the right to marry."

What a clown!

Everyone knows 12 is the legal age to chop your breasts and schlong off, not marry. Clown. 😂

Surgeries like that do not happen to 12yo trans people, dummy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Surgeries like that do not happen to 12yo trans people, dummy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11873443/California-teen-sues-doctors-breast-removal-surgery-13-Kaiser-Permanentes-2nd-lawsuit.html

Uh huh.

Lets just put them on puberty blockers and convince them to chop it off, that's so much better than marriage.

13 is not 12, this is a fact.

Not that I think that surgery should have been allowed to a 13yo either, but you're still dumb.

Well I haveb't had my edible yet, maybe try a whole 5 mg at once since three quarters at 3:30 and another half at 7 did nothing at all.

A bit of THC and CBD won't fix your dumb