Aquaman 2

Started by NemeBro4 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
Woah, dude.

Did you not enjoy the first Aquaman?

Patient Leech is kind of a wannabe film critic who has a general idea for what kinds of films he's supposed to like and dislike but his lack of actual taste or critical thinking skills hamstrings him and it shows with some of the things he likes and dislikes. For example, he shits on a fun cheesy romp like Aquaman while sucking the cock and balls of a piece of utter shit like Immortals. 👆

Looks much better than the trash that is The Marvel's.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I enjoyed some of the visuals and Dafoe, but otherwise I had trouble taking it seriously. And try though they did, Heard and Mamoa were so lacking in chemistry it was embarrassing.

Makes you wonder if they even did a screen test with those two.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nobody did.

See, not only is it one of DCs better films, it was outright enjoyable/fun. I also enjoyed Heard in it, even though she's a terrible person IRL.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Patient Leech is kind of a wannabe film critic who has a general idea for what kinds of films he's supposed to like and dislike but his lack of actual taste or critical thinking skills hamstrings him and it shows with some of the things he likes and dislikes. For example, he shits on a fun cheesy romp like Aquaman while sucking the cock and balls of a piece of utter shit like Immortals. 👆

I love PL, but say it ain't so. Immortals was hot and stinky dirty ass start to finish. Some of the dirtiest ass on film. I don't even think anyone involved in making that film enjoyed it.

Originally posted by riv6672
I’ve never seen anyone make fun of Aquaman before.
That was…cutting edge. 🤨

😂

All sarcasm detectors on the planet exploded simultaneously! Including the limited edition kangaroo tech!

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Burn it to ash? It's under water.

I can't take this crap seriously.. Lol smh

Originally posted by NemeBro
Patient Leech is kind of a wannabe film critic who has a general idea for what kinds of films he's supposed to like and dislike but his lack of actual taste or critical thinking skills hamstrings him and it shows with some of the things he likes and dislikes. For example, he shits on a fun cheesy romp like Aquaman while sucking the cock and balls of a piece of utter shit like Immortals. 👆

Nemo-bro is an obnoxious turd troll, basically the message board equivalent of Amber Turd, as shown by bringing up a movie from over a decade ago.. lol

Please bless us with some of your pseudointellectual brilliance and give us a dissertation on why Aquaman is such a brilliant "fun cheesy romp" and Immortals isn't. They're both spectacle cartoons, dipshit. You probably just have a comic book bias.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Lol, poor Aquaman. So lame. They did their best trying to counteract the lameness by casting Jason Momoa, though. So that was probably wise.

I’ve never seen anyone make fun of Aquaman before.
That was…cutting edge. huh

Its Stilt's schtick on this forum to make fun of Aquaman

must have had a bad experience when he was younger.

Originally posted by Robtard
See, not only is it one of DCs better films, it was outright enjoyable/fun. I also enjoyed Heard in it, even though she's a terrible person IRL.
This, but I disagree on immortals, it had some clever ideas, it is an interesting film.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Its Stilt's schtick on this forum to make fun of Aquaman

must have had a bad experience when he was younger.


^^^he couldn’t figure out how to keep a fish alive in a bowl. Kept trying to get the circles to come out of his forehead.

TALK TO ME!

I'm just ready for momoa to become lobo

I'm just ready for DC to stop making movies.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I'm just ready for momoa to become lobo

^^^I can actually see that.
I mean, I’m of the opinion Momoa’s not that bad at what he does.

He channeled Barry Windsor Smith’s Conan, brought Khal Drogo to life, put his own more ethnic spin on blond/blue eyed Aquaman, did a fun Joker-Lite in Fast X, and had solid outings in a bunch of other lesser known roles.

Problem is that Momoa himself is not very interested in that role.

But hey, pay him good enough and he will surely change his mind.

^^^Mo’ money, Mo’ moa.

He channeled Barry Windsor Smith’s Conan, brought Khal Drogo to life, put his own more ethnic spin on blond/blue eyed Aquaman, did a fun Joker-Lite in Fast X, and had solid outings in a bunch of other lesser known roles.

He was good as Conan in that one movie, Problem with it was the rest of the film itself.

^^^I liked the movie itself. Good action S&S flick.

This looks good. The first one wasn't good at all

What. A. Nerd.