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Mystery Men vs John Wick
Team Mystery:
Furious - Beyond mad
Shoveler - With Shovel
Invisible Boy - Is naked
Sphinx - Full of wisdom and insight
Bowler - With bowling ball
Blue Raja - With flatware
Spleen - Recently had a meal of eggs, cabbage and pinto beans
Team Wick:
John Wick - 9mm handgun, 3 clips, is very upset
Dog - Is very upset
Can the Mystery Men take down the #1 assassin. Takes place on a grassy knoll.
Fight!
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
WHO are these mystery men?? But do believe Mr. Wick takes care of business.
In hand to hand a legitimately angry Furious is so physically superior to Wick (being capable of throwing a grown man over his shoulder with just his pinky) he should dominate him there.
Ultimately though, I don't think anyone in the Mystery Men is bulletproof. And Invisible Boy being naked only means he has his dick out while being shot because he only becomes invisible when no one is looking at him.
He still probably loses unless he kills the Spleen or the Bowler though, both of whom have powers that if they get them off will take him out pretty much instantly. If the fart flies or if the ball leaves her hands it's over for Wick.
Originally posted by NemeBro
In hand to hand a legitimately angry Furious is so physically superior to Wick (being capable of throwing a grown man over his shoulder with just his pinky) he should dominate him there.Ultimately though, I don't think anyone in the Mystery Men is bulletproof. And Invisible Boy being naked only means he has his dick out while being shot because he only becomes invisible when no one is looking at him.
He still probably loses unless he kills the Spleen or the Bowler though, both of whom have powers that if they get them off will take him out pretty much instantly. If the fart flies or if the ball leaves her hands it's over for Wick.
Good analysis, but you're forgetting The Sphinx, who besides being a great teacher and motivator, he has the power to cut guns in half with his mind.
If Wick doesn't target him first, Wick has no chance. I probably should have given Wick a knife too.
Never seen either. Tried watching John Wick 3 last month and the fight with the giant dude in the library was so God awful I turned it off. It was ****ing terrible, one of the lamest fight scenes I have seen in a modern movie that is supposed to be so badass. Maybe I just happened to see the worst first.
Originally posted by ShadowFyreThe first film is a solid action blast. The sequels are fun, but never live up to the first.
Never seen either. Tried watching John Wick 3 last month and the fight with the giant dude in the library was so God awful I turned it off. It was ****ing terrible, one of the lamest fight scenes I have seen in a modern movie that is supposed to be so badass. Maybe I just happened to see the worst first.